Disney star Ashley Tisdale took to her Twitter account to post the above slutty picture, in what can only be taken as a desperate cry for attention. Clearly Ashley Tisdale’s career in Hollywood has stalled, and she is looking to drum up some attention (the only way infidel women know how) by prostituting her body.

Unfortunately for Ashley she looks just like the thousands of other bleached blonde whores that infest Hollywood, looking to sell themselves for fame and fortune. If Ashley Tisdale really wants to stand out, then instead of taking slutty pics in short dresses, she should photograph her self in a burka serving figs to a virile Muslim man. Now that would certainly turn some heads!

Because Western women are extremely misguided they do not draw their self-worth from being a dutiful servant to their husbands, and birthing masculine children. Instead they foolishly think they can “make something” of themselves. However, since all women have small uncreative brains, and are sinful whores by nature the path they take to “make it” usually involves prostituting themselves for attention.

Kate Upton is a perfect example of this. For those who do not know Kate Upton made a name for herself when she appeared nearly naked in the heathen porno magazine called Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. She is now trying to maintain her new found notoriety by posting disgusting slutty pictures like the one above on her Twitter account.

Kate Upton must be basing her self-worth on how many horny guys she can get masturbating to her on Twitter. Kate needs to learn that a woman will never be complete until she takes her proper place at the heel of a strong Muslim man. I would like to extend an offer to the elder males of Kate Upton’s clan to be the Muslim man who will control her and show her how to be an obedient and self-fulfilled woman. I await their response. Allahu Akbar!

Victoria Justice is a 17 year old heathen actress and the star of Nickelodeon’s “Victorious”.

America has many oppressive and backwards laws, and perhaps none is as egregious as their “age of consent” laws.

Muslims from civilized countries like Sudan and Oman might find it hard to believe that in the America a man can not mount a girl if she is under the age of 18. What a unnatural and immoral law!

Muslims know that girls are ready for breeding when they are much younger than 18. It is no wonder our population continues to grow while America and Europe’s sink. Just look at these pictures of Victoria Justice. Are you telling me that she is not a fully formed woman capable of bearing children, or at the very least pleasing a husband with a steady supply of BJs?

Victoria Justice is fully developed and quite beautiful as the pictures below show. In fact she is so beautiful that her clan should have married her off years ago before one of her male suitors takes her maidenhead making her a worthless slut. Allahu Akbar!

Rachel Bilson looks “trailer trash chic” in her belly shirt and cut off jean shorts on the set of her new snuff film.

Of course this is all a plot by the Zionists who control Hollywood to romanticize American white trash. In reality your common American is a hideous flabby monster. A pious Muslim on vacation from the Holy Land who happens into a Wal-Mart might think he has been transported into the depths of hell with all the demon freaks that are lurking amongst the cheap merchandise.

The Zionists do not want the moronic American gentile populace to see themselves for what they are and become disenchanted, so they have gorgeous girls like Rachel Bilson dress up like typical American slobs. Rachel Bilson could wear a potato sack and still look sexy, so by making this white trash uniform look good it makes Americans feel good about their horrible appearances. Their drug addled brains think “Rachel Bilson looks good. I dress like that I must look good too.”

Yes Rachel Bilson in a belly shirt and cutoff jeans is nothing more than a Zionist ploy to pacify their American slaves by giving them unwarranted feelings of self-satisfaction, so they do not feel the need to question the Zionist control of the world banking system and the illegal occupation of Palestine by Israel. Allahu Akbar!

Kate Beckinsale is an English actress who’s mediocre career is on its last painful legs. So in a desperate attempt to keep herself relevant Kate Beckinsale put on black tights and no panties then showed her ass to the paparazzi.

Before all you Western women AKA whores, start defending Kate Beckinsale please note that there is absolutely no reason why she had to stick her butt up in the air like this.

Here is an etiquette lesson for Kate Beckinsale. When you are putting out a cigarette or crack pipe or whatever you are smoking, you do not need to stick your ass up to reach the ground. You see those bumps in the middle of your legs that are probably chaffed and bruised from the floor of a Men’s room, those are called “knees”. Knees act like hinges and allow you to reach things on the ground without the need to stick your probably well used behind up in the air for the world to see.

Kate Beckinsale is a shameful strumpet who lacks the basic skills to function in a civilized society like Kuwait or Syria, luckily for her she lives in the Babylonian West and can get away with showing her butt like this. So enjoy these pictures of Kate Beckinsale literally making an ass out of herself.

You know a lot of sites (including this one) have been giving Miley Cyrus a hard time for her new “sexy” image just because she dresses and acts like a sex crazed hooker. However, as you can clearly see in the video below Miley Cyrus has appeared to have turned over a new leaf.

Miley has decided to embrace Islam the one true faith. Of course as a beginning Muslim Miley does not have the proper form when performing the “Salaat” or prayer.

Miley has the getting on all fours and facing Mecca part right, but she is messing up on the “Sudjood” were she prostrates herself to Allah. Miley needs to learn that instead of arching her back and sticking up her butt, she should put her hand on her knees and allow her forehead to touch the ground. With a little practice she will perfect it, and become a proper Muslim woman.

The power of Allah is great. If he can turn the slut Miley Cyrus into a respectable woman there is no limit to what he can do. Miley Cyrus fans take heed of your idol and embrace Islam as it is the only path to salvation. Allahu Akbar!

“Penicus Erectus!” shouted Emma Watson as she entered the 750th Annual Devil Worshipers Ball in Stockton, CA.

Sorceress Emma Watson made quite an appearance at the event looking sexy as hell thanks to the use of an enchantment spell. All the other followers of the dark arts were impressed and aroused by Emma’s seductive use of magic.

Though I have committed myself to Allah, even I am not immune to the satanic charms of Emma Watson. She torments my loins, but the cooling waters of the Qur’an keep me on the straight and narrow.

See for yourself Emma Watson’s causing all sorts of impure thoughts and desires to please her lord and master Satan in these pictures below.

Look at these outtakes from a photo shoot with Rachel Bilson and you may notice something pretty remarkable. When Rachel Bilson isn’t wearing 30 damn layers of clothes she has an amazingly bangable body.

Now I’m all for women covering up, but you have to draw the line somewhere. I mean at least with a burka you can get an idea of the girl’s ass and bust, but when Rachel Bilson heads out you can usually not see anything but a head sticking out of a block of clothes.

Rachel Bilson is a good Muslim girl who tries to suppress her sex appeal so that she does not cause impure thoughts in the males around her. However, Allah blessed her with such a great body that it is blasphemous of her to keep it covered as much as she does. I am sure Allah would not be displeased if she showed a little ankle now and then or if her tit pops out… whichever.

Well color me shocked. Kim Kardashian squeezed her ginormous ass into a bikini and actually looks pretty good. Unfortunately she still has that I’ll only do black guys look in her eyes, but the rest of her has greatly improved.

Has anyone done more for the black community than Robert Kardashian? The man fathered two of the greatest benefactors to black males in Kim and Chloe Kardashian, and he got O.J. Simpson off the hook for murder. If there is anyone who deserves a day of reverence it is Robert Kardashian not Martin Luther King. Last time I checked all of MLK’s daughters were fugly.

This brings me to my next point. Why do girls like Kim Kardashian get with black guys? Well everyone knows that the answer is to get back at their fathers for missing a ballet recital. However, wouldn’t it make more sense to get with Arabs such as myself instead? I mean we are pretty much the most hated minority now. What better way to stick it to the old man than by gobbling on some sweet Sunni nuts? Think about it ladies. Doing black guys to get back at dad is soooooo the 1950s.

In a new interview with Radar Online, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman admits, “I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin. I think he’s hot!”

Of course Jon Gosselin’s sex appeal is undeniable. What woman could resist a pudgy middle-aged Asian guy with hair plugs who wears Ed Hardy all the time? However, I just can’t help but think that Octomom’s attraction for Jon Gosselin runs deeper than just the physical.

These two seem to be made for each other. They both love using fertility drugs to have unholy amounts of children at one time. They both like abandoning those children to pursue a career as a D-list celebrity. And they both have huge vaginas.

Jon and Nadya Plus 22 here we come.