As we reported a few weeks ago, Demi Lovato was hospitalized with scratch marks and bruises from reportedly falling down a flight of stairs.
However, we have now obtained exclusive security camera footage from Demi Lovato’s hospital admission. As you can see a clearly distraught Demi Lovato tries to take her own life by injecting a syringe full of urine into her chest cavity. Luckily a male nurse is there to trick her into prolonging her miserable life long enough for the hospital to bill her insurance company.
In the video you might notice that Demi’s parents keep calling her “Hailey”. You may think this is to ensure Demi’s anonymity at the hospital, but we have discovered that the older couple in this video are not Demi’s parents at all!
Our best guess is that they are swingers Demi picked up on Craigslist’s casual encounters W4MW section. That would explain why they don’t know Demi’s real name and the obvious lust in her supposed “mother’s” eyes.
Demi Lovato was admitted to a hospital last night with two black eyes, cracked ribs, scratches on her arms and face, and a torn labia. Did her boyfriend Joe Jonas go all Chris Brown on her and beat her up? Of course not!
According to the hospital report when Demi was asked how she got hurt her eyes filled with tears and she exclaimed “He didn’t mean it… I fell down some stairs.” Luckily for Demi her boyfriend Joe Jonas found her after her fall and brought her to the hospital, but not before scrapping his knuckles while lifting her up.
Demi Lovato needs to be more careful. Next time she falls down some steps her amazing boyfriend Joe Jonas might not be there to rescue her. Maybe she can take a dance class or something to improve her balance.
Alec Baldwin the head chieftain of the Baldwin clan was rushed to the hospital early this morning.
The actor’s publisist claims that Alec is fine and that him being rushed to the hospital was a “misunderstanding”. Boy that ambulance driver’s face must be pretty red. Alec just called 911 because he wanted to be rushed to the nearest gym on account of him feeling so healthy. I bet that ambulance driver asks the next guy he picks up where he wants to be taken less he have another “misunderstanding”.
Whatever it is that caused Alec Baldwin to be rushed to the hospital I’d be willing to bet brother Stephen Baldwin is behind it. Stephen has the most to gain as he is next in line to assume leadership of the Baldwins if anything were to happen to Alec. If I were Alec I’d make sure the serving wench tests my dishes before I ate.
