For centuries man has pondered many important questions. I myself carry on this great philosophical tradition in between my prayer session when I often contemplate life’s important questions.
Oddly I usually end up spending a good deal of this thinking time wondering what constitutes a homosexual act. Just like earlier today when I was thinking about Brian Austin Green.
As I am sure you have heard by now Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox finally got married. That means that Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox can now consummate their relationship. Chances are that they have been consummating their relationship a lot in this so called “honeymoon” period.
Now if Brian Austin Green walked up to you in a restroom and offered you a handjob would you turn him down because that is gay? One could argue that technically getting a handjob from Brian Austin Green is like banging Megan Fox.
I mean you have to figure those manly fingers of his were probably inside of Megan within a few hours prior. Even if he washed his hands really well there is probably still a good amount of Megan Fox on them, so couldn’t you technically claim that getting a handjob from Brian Austin Green is akin to having sex with Megan Fox?
I don’t know, just throwing this out there for no reason in particular… I mean it is not like I had an encounter with Brian Austin Green in the bathroom at the Del Taco on Sunset or anything…
According to one time Playboy model and alleged Tiger Woods’ mistress Loredana Jolie, Tiger had sex with other men in front of her. Loredana says she is planning to tell all about how she and Tiger “came about, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.”
No word yet if Tiger’s alleged male mistresses were white with blonde hair and big breasts. However, my friend from Boston assures me that Tiger was most likely doing his good friend Derek Jeter because “Jeter is a homo”.
If there is one thing that we can take away from this latest development it is that if you are a famous married guy and you want to cheat on your wife do it with a man! Notice how no guys have come forward seeking fame for having been banged by Tiger. That’s because guys know how to keep their damn mouth’s shut.
