As you can see from the photo of Steve Jobs’ medical file above, the co-founder of Apple tested positive for HIV back in 2004 (for a full size version click here)
Of course the Zionist controlled mainstream media are circulating the false story that Steve Jobs died due to complications of pancreatic cancer as a smoke screen. However, Allah in his wisdom inflicts AIDS patients with something called “Kaposi’s sarcoma”, which emulate the effects of pancreatic cancer. Which would explain why Steve Jobs would use it as his cover story.
One can only speculate how Steve Jobs contracted the AIDS that killed him, but since Apple products cater almost exclusively to the AIDS ridden homosexual demographic, bareback butt sex is definitely at the top of the list of possible suspects.
As we reported a few years ago, the Human Immunodeficiency Virus, commonly known as HIV, was distraught when it found out that it had contracted Amy Winehouse. However, HIV received some good news this weekend when it learned that it had been completely cured, and is now 100% Amy Winehouse free!
In a press conference held at the Mayo Clinic, HIV along with fellow Amy Winehouse suffers gonorrhea, herpes, whooping cough, and gingivitis, spoke with the media about how it feels to finally be rid of Amy Winehouse.
“It is just a huge load off my chest” said HIV. “I feel like I can breathe again” added whooping cough.
While the exact cure for Amy Winehouse has not been made public yet, doctors are already speculating that it may have been a potent mixture of crack, crystal meth, boxed wine, and horse tranquillizers that finally did her in. It will be interesting to see if doctors can use this knowledge to create a vaccine to protect against other terrible diseases such as Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan.
Vanessa Hudgens is at it again. No, she’s not doing drugs or taking naked photos of herself. This time, she’s starring in “Rent,” a musical that promotes the homosexual lifestyle and glorifies the HIV virus.
Although I have yet to see the play, I have been told by my cleric that involves a group of homosexual men who make “rent” money by purposefully spreading AIDS and HIV on behalf of Jewish owned pharmaceutical companies seeking to profit off the treatments.
Aside from the fact that singing and dancing is strictly forbidden by the Qur’an, Vanessa has hit a new low by willfully promoting the Zionist-sodomite agenda. Truth be told, this seems out of character, even for a wicked girl like her. I can’t help but wonder if her “boyfriend,” Zac Effron, put her up to this.
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Celeb Jihad can now confirm that the Human Immunodeficiency Virus, commonly known as HIV, has contracted Amy Winehouse.
Sources close to HIV say that the virus has been inconsolable since it received the diagnosis last Friday.
“This is something that you think only happens to other diseases: Gonorrhea, HPV, maybe Herpes,” the grief stricken virus said. “I just never thought it could happen to me.”
Although HIV has long been aware of the risks associated with exploiting human behaviors such as intravenous drug use and unprotected anal sex, nothing could have prepared it for the stigma associated with contracting Amy Winehouse.
“What am I going to tell my family?” said HIV. “I mean, Scott Weiland? Sure. George Michael? Absolutely! But Amy fucking Winehouse? Game over, man!”
There is no known cure for Amy Winehouse.
