Katy Perry man



We here at Celeb Jihad have just uncovered this rare photo of a pre-op Katy Perry.


As you can clearly see in the photo above, Katy Perry was once an awkward teen boy with a dubious fashion sense. Why and how Katy Perry was able to make himself into the convincing looking woman we know him as today is still a mystery.


Katy Perry’s male past comes on the heels of our startling revelation that Lady Gaga is a actually a man. What the Zionist controlled music industry is planning on doing with these transsexual pop stars is still anyone’s guess.


However, I urge all faithful Muslim Celeb Jihadists to stay on alert. Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Justin Bieber all being transsexual is too much of a coincidence to have happened by chance. A nefarious Jew plot is definitely in the works, and you better believe it will be directed against us good Allah fearing Muslims.

Megan Fox



Here are some pictures of Megan Fox when she was in high school at Morningside Academy in Florida.


Remarkably Megan was voted “Most Likely To Be Railed By A Cast Member From 90210″ her senior year. She was also not very popular in school because of her freak toe thumbs. The teenagers would call her cruel names like “Old Toe Thumbs Fox” and “That Stupid Cum Sl*t”


Anyway enjoy these pictures on an underage Megan Fox in her school girl uniform. It is hard to believe that this fresh faced girl would grow up into the tattooed sex freak we know and love today.

 

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Tiger Woods prom



Dina Gravell, Tiger’s high school sweetheart and the woman who took Tiger Woods’ virginity describes a teenage Woods as a clingy, possessive romantic who liked to write love letters, and was not even remotely attracted to black women.


Her first date with Tiger was to see a movie, and it ended with an awkward hug.


“As we said goodbye, it was really awkward. You could tell he didn’t know whether to lunge for a kiss or not. So we had a hug instead.”


Dina speculates that her choice of movie, “Poetic Justice” with Janet Jackson, had ruined the mood for Tiger.


“Seeing that black woman on screen dried Tiger up real quick.”


The relationship strained in 1994 when Woods left their town to enroll in Stanford University.


“I was never jealous but Tiger was a little. He’d ask me what I was up to when he was gone. I never cheated on him, though.


It was college. He was a golfer. I don’t flatter myself that he was faithful to me.


Besides it was not like he was going to Howard or some college in Harlem were I would have absolutely nothing to worry about”


Tiger ended their three-year relationship in a letter.


“He said my parents are very concerned that you’re a big distraction for me, and I have to listen to them. We have to break up. I felt I was punched in the stomach.”


I think the real reason we broke up was that I was not ‘white enough’ for him. He hated the fact that I would listen to R&B music and eat fried chicken on occasion.”


Days later, Tiger tried to reconcile with her, but she refused.


“I always hear, ‘That could have been you,’ and I say, ‘Thank God, it’s not.’”