Celeb Jihad - The Only Celebrity Gossip Site Run by Islamic Extremists » Heidi Pratt http://www.celebjihad.com Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:53:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Farrah Fawcett is dead, but Heidi Pratt still lives? WTF, Allah? http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/farrah-fawcett-is-dead-but-heidi-pratt-still-lives-wtf-allah http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/farrah-fawcett-is-dead-but-heidi-pratt-still-lives-wtf-allah#comments Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:44:37 +0000 Jimmy Jihad http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=651
R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett

R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett

Farrah Fawcett has died of cancer. She was 62. Although she clearly tested Allah by strolling around without a bra, much less a burqa, I can’t help but wonder if there were more deserving starlets harlots to smite.

Far be it from me to question the will of Allah the most wise, but I would think something as awful as anal cancer would be reserved for the likes of Heidi Pratt. On the other hand, if poor Farrah Fawcett had it this tough, I can only smile while I imagine what Allah the subduer has in store for the girl who committed the sin that is The Hills. I’m thinking vagina spiders.

At any rate, peace be upon you, Farrah Fawcett.

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