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Lindsay Lohan Was Dating Heath Ledger When He Died

Durka Durka — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:58:03 +0000

In the latest leaked tape by Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan, we learn that Lindsay was dating Heath Ledger at the time of his death.

In the 2008 tapes, Lindsay’s mom Dina tells Michael that Heath’s drug overdose devastated their daughter and “f***ed her up.” She is heard on the tape saying that,

“She was dating Heath when he died. I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?”

Lindsay dating Heath makes perfect sense because he was trying to hit rock bottom. Not to mention this would explain the large quantities of “stank puss” found during Heath’s autopsy.

Dina went on to say that she fears Lindsay may pull a Heath of her own.

“Because when she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking.”

Luckily for the Lohan’s their little meal ticket Lindsay is not nearly talented enough to die young like Heath Ledger, James Dean, or River Phoenix. No, unfortunately Lindsay will live to be a ripe old whore.

What If Celebrities Became Their Names?

Durka Durka — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:09:00 +0000

What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.

However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.

Al Gore

Carrie Fisher

Dane Cook

David Letterman

Gary Coleman

George Foreman

Heath Ledger

Jude Law

Keira Knightley

Kelsey Grammer

Kevin Bacon

Kevin Spacey

Lance Armstrong

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Larry King

Madonna

Minnie Driver

Natalie Portman

Nick Cage

Orlando Bloom

Penelope Cruz

Sigourney Weaver

Tom Cruise

Tori Spelling

Wesley Snipes

Will Smith

Winona Ryder

Dark Knight Behind The Scenes Exclusive

Durka Durka — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 20:04:02 +0000

The Adventures of Heath Ledger…in Hell! (Vol. 3)

Jimmy Jihad — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:17:41 +0000

Heath Ledger and his new friend Caesar Romero discuss the Oscars…in hell!

Congratulations to Heath Ledger on his Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor!

The Adventures of Heath Ledger…in Hell! (Vol. 2)

Jimmy Jihad — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:38:51 +0000

Heath Ledger shares some good news with his new friend Caesar Romero. Caesar is less than impressed…

The Adventures of Heath Ledger…in Hell!

Jimmy Jihad — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:32:09 +0000

Heath Ledger converses with Caesar Romero in hell…

Special thanks to Jon Mitchell.