Isabel Lucas co-stars with Megan Fox in the new Transformers movie, but does she co-star with her on the hotness scale?

I think Isabel would be very close to rivaling Megan if she just trimmed her eyebrows and got bigger breasts. Here are some pics of Isabel Lucas from the Transformers premiere and FHM. You be the judge.

Kate Price’s breasts appear to be so heavy that she needs to use both her hands to support them at all times.

Chivalry is obviously dead because not one gentleman rushes over to offer her a hand. Call me old fashioned but I would glady offer to support her massive chesticles. That’s just the way I was raised.

The first picture in this series got be aroused because it looked like a large fish was about to tear apart Audrina Patridge from MTV’s The Hills. However, after further examination I realized that the fish was actually a guy, and he was more interested in mating with Audrina then mauling her. That is what I call a real boner kill!

A word of advice to this man fish with Audrina. If you have a tremendously pronounced underbite do not wax your chest and get scaly looking tats on your arms. You are just inviting the fish comparison and are liable to end up getting harpooned.

In a totally candid moment photographers caught Kelly Brook (doing what all hot girls do on boats) wearing her skimpiest bikini and playful feeling up her equally undressed friend. Coincidentally Kelly’s publicist Laura Finkelstein was on hand and had this to say “That is just Kelly being Kelly. She is really one of the ‘it’ girls in Hollywood right now. I think she is perfect for commercials or a day time soap. Here take my card.”

Victoria “Posh” Beckham the famous anorexic and wife to lady boy David Beckham, appeared in public the other day wearing a see through top. Her nipples look coarse like an unripened fig! I find them extremely offensive. I’ve also included pictures taken yesterday of Posh wearing tiny short shorts. Her vagesh is practically hanging out!