Newly converted Muslim Hayden Panettiere is already obediently following the will of Allah by mocking former Disney star Selena Gomez for her slutty ways.

Hayden put on a black wig, fishnet stockings, and let her ass hang out to complete the nearly perfect Selena Gomez costume. I say nearly perfect because without a good amount of donkey semen staining her clothing, Hayden’s costume isn’t a perfect representation of Selena Gomez. Of course in this economy donkey semen isn’t cheap to come by, so Hayden can be forgiven for missing that one minor detail.

It really is amazing to see a once seemingly lost heathen whore like Hayden Panettiere embrace Islam and completely turn her life around like this. Allah truly is great!

Miley Cyrus is a dedicated Muslim and the epitome of virtue and class in the entertainment industry (unlike a certain slutty and litigious “country” music singer, lets call her T Swift or better yet Taylor S). For Halloween this year Miley Cyrus took the opportunity to further show her allegiance to Allah by mockingly dressing up as a typical infidel Christian.

As you can see in the photo above Miley Cyrus is in “whiteface”, she has a cross painted on her forehead, her tits are exposed, and she is hanging out with a couple of skanks. If that costume doesn’t say “Caucasian Christ lover” I don’t know what does. Kudos Miley on a great Halloween costume, your dedication to Islam is admirable.

Lindsay Lohan spent her Halloween assisting the elderly as part of her community service, by acting as a maid for Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner’s Halloween party.

As you can see in the photo above, Lindsay Lohan received a welcome surprise when her father Michael Lohan showed up out of the blue looking for a place to “hide from the cops”.

It is great to see the holidays bring families closer together like this.

ABC’s “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara is one sexy maid. We first caught Sofia embracing her Mexican roots, when she was photographed arranging the pool chairs in a bikini at a Ramada Inn in El Paso a week ago. Now the picture above of Sofia Vergara in her official maid outfit has been leaked to the web.

No doubt Sofia Vergara will soon quit showbiz to concentrate full time on her new exciting life in hotel services. From cleaning up hooker blood to blowing visiting French dignitaries for pocket change, the life of a hotel maid is many times more rewarding and glamorous than one spent working for the Zionists in heathen Hollywood.

I have no doubt that Sofia Vergara will finally find contentment fulfilling her destiny as a sexy maid. Allah be praised for setting this once wayward slut on the right path.

Devil worshipers in America take their holiday of Halloween very seriously, and town bicycle Paris Hilton just so happens to be one of those Devil worshipers.

As you can see in the pictures below, Paris Hilton dressed up as an Indian or “savage Native American” for Halloween. Not only did Paris get an extremely authentic Indian dress and head piece, but she also mimicked the customs of the savages to near perfection.

Like all Native American women Paris Hilton proudly paraded her sloppy naked body around for all the men to see. To further add to the realism of her costume she even let her nipple slip out like a typical savage slut.

Not only did Paris Hilton imitate the sexual moral ineptitudes of the Native American people, but she also nailed their other vices. After having just one sip of “fire water” Paris Hilton lost all control and began chugging liquor straight from the bottle. She then trashed the party, contracted smallpox, and ran off into the woods (possibly to f*ck a coyote).

Yes Paris Hilton takes Halloween very seriously as her authentic portrayal of a Native American in the pictures below clearly shows.

Kim Kardashian continued her quest to mock and degrade Muslim women on Saturday by dressing up as a Middle Eastern whore.

Kardashian apologists have claimed that Kim was just dressing up as Jasmine from Disney’s unholy affront to Arab culture “Aladdin”. But our sources close to Kim tell us another story. When Kim was asked who she was dressed as for Halloween she replied, “What the hell is Halloween? I’m just trying to make Arab women look like whores… and pick up black guys.”

You can judge for yourself. Just looks at these pictures of Kim Kardashian supposedly dressed as “Jasmine”. Oh how she mocks us!

Megan Fox wore her Halloween costume out in LA earlier today. Apparently she is going as a hot woman this year. Hey-oh!

Seriously though Megan has never looked better. I guess making a series of horrible movies keeps a girl looking young. It was nice of Megan to give us all an early Halloween treat though.

Enjoy these pics of Megan Fox strutting her stuff in a tank top and short daisy dukes.