Marisa Miller and her band of merry whores all appeared in the UK version of GQ magazine topless.

It is all part of GQ’s tribute to gratuitous almost nudity in magazines. The good people at GQ are such innovators in this field that they didn’t even bother conducting any BS interviews with the models in which they talk about how a sense of humor is the most important thing in a man. Nope just a full page of almost partial female nudity with a small bio in the upper corner, and a copy of their signature so after guys get finished beating off to them they can forge checks in their names. It doesn’t get much hotter than that.

Without further ado here is Marisa Miller & friends topless in GQ magazine.

The enchantress she-devil known as Olivia Wilde was at it again trying to steal the souls of men with her hypnotic blue eyes and relentless sex appeal. This time Olivia took to the pages of the Italian version of GQ magazine.

This latest move by the demon child is a curious one. You would think Olivia Wilde, being an expert of the black arts, would have known that Italians do not have souls. As hairy, greasy, fist pumping subhumans, Allah in his infinite wisdom decided not to waste good souls on them. He instead filled them with a never ending lust for house music and tanning spray to occupy their mortal lives.

Olivia Wilde may be a crafty she-beast from the underworld hell bent on world domination through sexiness, but that does not mean she is infallible. Here are the pics of her futile attempt at capturing the souls of the Italians.

Mila Kunis was one of the stars of “That 70’s Show” and umm… that’s about it. Oh but she is banging that kid from “Home Alone”, Macaulay Culkin, so she’s got that going for her.

Anyway apparently she did a photo shoot for GQ Magazine and here are the outtakes. Outtakes are pictures that the magazine has not had a chance to Photoshop large breasts on and airbrush every blemish and imperfection so the model looks like some sort of porcelain doll. So try not to puke all over your computer looking at these flawed pictures of Mila.

Even though she has not been Photoshoped to perfection yet I have to say Mila Kunis is an attractive girl. Of course I am middle eastern so I really dig that dark look. My only complaint would be that she needs more hair on her body and face. It makes a woman look more distinguished.

Victoria’s Secret model and Orlando Bloom’s bang toy Miranda Kerr posed naked for the upcoming issue of GQ magazine.

What the hell did Orlando Bloom ever do to deserve to plow Miranda Kerr every night. Sure those elf and pirate movies he was in were pretty good, but it is not like he is a Jihadist who writes for a mildly popular celebrity gossip site or anything. Besides with that baby face I sincerely doubt Orlando can grow a proper beard.

Miranda Kerr needs to be with someone more fanatical and exponentially more hairy like myself. She could run her finger’s through my back hair and make me purr like a wild cat! Then we could go at it for like 15 minutes before I leave her covered in my sweat and unsatisfied. So if anyone out there knows Miranda Kerr pass it along that I am interested… but don’t make me sound desperate!

Here are the naked pictures of Miranda Kerr in GQ magazine.

Pop star and ex punching bag Rihanna expresses herself as a woman the only way a woman can by posing almost nude for pictures in a magazine. In this case that magazine is the upcoming issue of GQ.

It takes a lot to impress me after I’ve already seen the subject naked, so since Rihanna’s naked pics were leaked her photos were just not catching my attention until now. The first pic espcially is quite good. Very classy and artsy use of a crotch grab with tits almost fully exposed.

Here are the pics of Rihanna in GQ. The only thing missing is some doggy style butt stuff… maybe next time.

Leighton Meester is the star of the CW show “Gossip Girl”, but if you are like me then you probably know her as the girl who was supposed to have a sex tape leak like 4 months ago.

What the hell has happened to this country, that all of a sudden celebrities can get their sex tapes blocked from the public? You know what country didn’t have any celebrity sex tapes? Nazi Germany! Think about that!

I thought this was the “land of the free”, but it seems the only freedom “the man” is interested in protecting are celebrity’s freedom to film a sex tape, and not our God (Allah) given right to pleasure ourselves to said sex tape furiously in the dark.

Anyway here are some pics of the oppressor Leighton Meester showing her bra in Rolling Stone magazine. I’d rather watch her getting railed, but I guess this will have to do for now.

Olivia Wilde, the actress who plays “13″ on the TV show House posed naked for GQ Magazine.

As these pictures show, Olivia is obviously trying to take her career to the next level. I say kudos on the effort, but if you want to pull starring roles in blockbuster movies we are going to have to see some vag.

That or you can always shoot a sex tape with a handsome Islamic radical celebrity blogger. I heard that’s how Glenn Close got her start.