I’ve had about all I can take of the Tiger Woods bashing going on in the media these days. Last time I checked Muhammad had 11 wives, and he was a pretty good guy.
The real problem is Tiger’s #1 wife Frau Elin “Ice Pussy” Nordegren. It has now been confirmed that Elin hit Tiger in the face with a golf club knocking out a tooth before he crashed his car. How a limp-wristed woman was able to lift and swing a golf club, let alone have the mental capacity to figure out how to work the “blasted contraption” is astonishing in itself. However, the fact that Tiger didn’t immediately disarm her and sodomize right there on the spot for even touching his property is what is really beyond belief!
I blame Oprah and her feminist ilk for filling women’s heads with a lot of non sense about equality. The Qur’an is pretty clear about a woman’s place. She is a baby factory that must maintain her usefulness by cooking and cleaning, less she be cast out into the desert for a younger firmer model. If Elin had been on her knees every night taking care of business Tiger wouldn’t have been forced to subject himself to second rate stank puss.
I think it is pretty obvious that Elin has failed in her a marital duties. If this country was civilized and just like the glorious nation of Afghanistan, Tiger would be able to return Elin to her father with nothing but the clothes on her back. Her father would then lash her 30 times for failing as a wife, and force her to go back to fellating her Uncle Ahmed until she learned to do the damn thing right.
Elin Nordegren, the wife of professional golf sensation Tiger Woods, is being hailed as a hero today after using a golf club to rescue a group of third graders who were trapped in a burning building. On Friday, Nordegren used the same golf club to free her husband from the wreckage of a car accident, making this her second golf-club related rescue in less than a week.
The children involved in the incident were on a field trip to a hog-rendering plant directly across the street from Woods and Nordegren’s home. The students and their chaperon became trapped when an electrical fire broke out, blocking the only exit. The children tried in vain to escape through a window, only to find that it had been painted shut. Luckily, Nordegren happened upon the scene with her golf club and smashed the window open. She then continued on, smashing every window within a three block radius, just to be sure.
Firefighters on the scene say that if Nordegren had not been in the area with the golf club, the children would have surely died.
“A lot of lives were saved by that brave woman and her trusty golf club,” said firefighter Joe Elipani. “She was so focused, so determined when she broke that window. If I didn’t know any better I’d say she was deranged.”
Although she was not available for comment, sources close to Nordegren say she is exploring other ways in which she can save lives, including the possibility of using her golf club to screen Rachel Uchitel for brain tumors.
