We have been saying it for a while now. Selena Gomez is probably a lesbian, and now it seems as though she is setting the stage for her big “coming out party”.

In a recent interview Selena Gomez was asked about dating in Hollywood. She had this response,

My ideal would be to not be known for who I’m dating

Selena is obviously begging her fans not to judge her when she starts openly dating girls. Selena continued,

If I wanna go without make-up and not care what I look like, I will.

Meow! If that doesn’t scream butch I don’t know what does. Straight girls love wearing makeup because it is pleasing to men, and the greatest joy a normal straight girl can have is pleasing a man. Dykes like Selena Gomez are not interested in pleasing men, and thus why she desperately wants to go out without makeup.

The signs are becoming very clear. Selena Gomez is getting ready to come out as a lesbian.

We here at Celeb Jihad have just learned that this is the Facebook profile of Justin Bieber’s lover.

Not to be a hater, but have you ever seen someone so hideous? I mean they look like a degenerate AIDS ridden crackhead. I would of expected someone as famous as Justin Bieber to do MUCH better than that.

Granted they do look like they put out, but not in the sexy way, more like in the I suck random guys off in gas station bathrooms way.

We can only hope Justin Bieber comes to his senses and stops crushing on this disgusting beast before he contracts something.

Are Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato dating again? By the looks of this photo taken of them together yesterday I would say the answer is an empathic YES!

Miley and Demi famously dyked out after Demi was dumped by Selena Gomez. Since Demi Lovato was just using Miley as a rebound the relationship was almost entirely physical and was quick to flame out.

However, now it appears as though Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have reconnected, and kindled a flame that may last. The happy couple was photographed at “Makeout Point” in the Hollywood Hills.

Notice how they both look extremely happy and are grinning from ear to ear. Miley is holding up the number 2, as if to say that her and Demi are going to give love a 2nd chance. I for one wish these love birds nothing but the best.

After months of negotiations Joe Jonas has appeared to finally come to an agreement with Demi Lovato to be her “beard”. A beard is someone of the opposite sex who dates an obvious homosexual to help them hide the fact that they are gay.

Gay celebrities often use beards to mask their true sexual preferences *cough *cough Tom Cruise. Being a celebrity’s beard can be quite lucrative. No word yet on how much Joe Jonas stands to clear for pretending to date Demi Lovato though. Of course it is entirely possible that this is a mutually beneficial relationship in which both Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are acting as each others’ beards a la the infamous Taylor Swift Taylor Lautner relationship.

One thing is abundantly clear though, there is absolutely no chemistry or sexual attraction between Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato. Just look at the photo above and tell me which one is the real couple?

OK this Disney f*ck fest is really getting out of hand. First it was Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez who were hooking up. Then Selena went bi and left Demi for Nick Jonas. Now it is Demi Lovato who is going bi with none other than Nick Jonas’ ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas.

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas getting together does seem to make perfect sense. Demi gets a feminine man to make Selena jealous with, and Joe gets a masculine female to make Nick jealous with. As long as they keep the lights off and use a strap-on they could be very happy together.

However I can’t help but question if 2 latent homosexuals trying to go bi out of jealously really makes for a strong basis for a relationship. In my experience the best relationships are based on marriage contracts involving goats or an arrangement between warlords to strengthen tribal bonds. I guess I’m just old-fashioned like that.

Wow this is getting good. After we just reported that Demi Lovato, heart broken from her recent breakup with longtime girlfriend Selena Gomez, had taken a lesbian vacation. Demi is back in LA and dating none other than noted town bicycle Miley Cyrus.

Skeptics will argue that Miley is just an obvious rebound for Demi, but I see the way they are looking at each other in these pictures and there is obviously a spark between them. Not to mention these 2 young dykes have a lot in common. They both whore themselves for the Disney channel, and they both make terrible songs even with the aid of super computers.

The Miley Cyrus Demi Lovato power couple or “Milato” (if that is to racially charged we can go with “Demrus”) is the hottest thing going in Hollywood right now. As these pictures show these passionate lesbian girls make an adorable couple.

Singer, song writer, and cocksman John Mayer has made quite a name for himself turning famously innocent female celebrities into dirty little sex pots. He allegedly introduced the joys of anal love making to the likes of Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, and Jennifer Love Hewitt. John Mayer also claims he will only date a girl who gives in completely to his every sexual desire.

Well old John has his sights firmly set on his next conquest, 19-year-old singer Taylor Swift. John contacted Taylor back in March to perform a duet with him. That is John Mayer code for a blowjob, but Taylor misunderstood and actually went to record a song. They have been close ever since, and were just seen getting cozy at a private table at Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica.

No doubt John Mayer has plans to violently penetrate every one of Taylor’s orifices (if he has not already done so). Taylor Swift is about to get a lesson in kinky sex from a master. I suggest she keep up on her stretches to stay limber, and maybe google a few terms like “rusty trombone“, “angry dragon“, and of course the “glass bottom boat“.