Notre Dame football star Manti Te’o held a press conference yesterday in which he claimed that he was the victim of a cruel hoax perpetrated by his friend Ronaiah Tuiasosopo.
Manti alleges that Ronaiah used 3 stolen pictures and a Twitter account to trick him into falling in love with a fake woman named Lennay Kekua. Ronaiah then maliciously killed the Lennay character off 4 months later breaking poor Manti Te’o's heart, while incidentally propelling him into the media spotlight during his Heisman Trophy campaign.
“How could I have known that the woman I said I talked with on the phone every night, went on Hawaiian vacations with, and was the love of my life did not exist?” Manti said.
To back up his claim that he was the victim of a master manipulator, Manti Te’o released the below nude picture of Lennay Kekua, which he says Ronaiah used to seduce him.
It appears as though people are buying Manti Te’o story, as even Manti’s rivals, Heisman Trophy winning quarterback Johnny Manziel and National Championship winning quarterback AJ McCarron, are showing their support by tweeting the below pics of their girlfriends with the hashtag #SupManti.
The above naked photo of Miss Alabama Katherine Webb from the nude portion of the Miss America pageant has just leaked to the Web.
Katherine Webb caught the American public’s eye while watching her boyfriend (Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron) at the BCS national championship game when commentator Brent Musburger repeatedly fawned over her beauty and remarked how much he would like to sodomize her.
Infidel men like Brent Musburger probably find Katherine Webb attractive because her strong masculine jawline reminds them of the truckers they like to suck off in gas station restrooms.
Us Muslims find nothing about this Katherine Webb naked picture appealing, and think the whole practice of beauty pageants for women are offensive. Women should only be judged on their capacity for reproduction (hip width) and usefullness for field work (a robust build with a strong posterior chain).
If aesthetics simply must come in to play when evaluating a woman, then the quantity and lushness of her body hair is the only feature that matters, and according to this naked picture of Katherine Webb she has none. Gross!
Tim Tebow appears to have yet another trait in common with his idol Jesus… he hangs out with whores.
No sooner did Tebow go out on his first public date with new girlfriend actress Camilla Belle, then the above picture of what looks Camilla naked leaked to the web.
Camilla Belle certainly appears to be a saucy oiled up tart who is no stranger to the company of men. Of course Tim Tebow has learned to accept his role as a backup, so this relationship may just work out.
Country music star Taylor Swift had a coming out party of sorts by appearing in public for the first time on the arm of her new girlfriend.
We here at Celeb Jihad were the first to break the story that Taylor Swift is a lesbian, and now Taylor is finally ready to fess up to her sick sinful sexual lifestyle.
Though Taylor Swift and her lesboqueer desires are an abomination in the eyes of Allah, one can not help but congratulate her on the hotness of her new girlfriend. Too many lesbians in Hollywood settle for bull dykes like Demi Lovato, so it is refreshing to see that Taylor has some taste when it comes to the vag she tastes.
Trying to keep up with teen actress Selena Gomez’s lesbian exploits can be exhausting. We have chronicled in detail on this site as many as we could (from Demi Lovato to Taylor Swift), and now Selena has added yet another notch on her dildo with this redhead pictured above.
As you can see in this shockingly homosexual picture, Selena Gomez has mounted her new redhead girlfriend and is about to start a vigorous session of “tribbing”. Tribbing, also known as “scissoring”, is a form of non-penetrative sex in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner’s body for sexual stimulation, and to piss off Allah.
Selena Gomez can be so brazen in her lesboqueer endeavors because the Zionist controlled mainstream media refuses to report on her sinful diesel dyke ways for fear that it will hurt their Zionist buddies in Hollywood profiting off of Selena’s good girl image. However, we here at Celeb Jihad have no such loyalties and will continue to expose Selena Gomez’s sick homo sex romps to the public. Allahu Akbar!
Demi Lovato is absolutely smitten with her new girlfriend Alexa Vega. You may recognize Alexa Vega as the star of the “Spy Kids” trilogy or as the mean faced dyke next to Demi in the picture above.
We haven’t seen Demi Lovato this happy since she and her long time lover Selena Gomez broke up over a year ago. However, from Alexa Vega’s jawline I can tell that she is “the man” in the relationship, a role usually occupied by Demi. This may spell trouble for their relationship once the honeymoon phase is over.
It will be interesting to see if Demi Lovato will be happy in the long run as the “pillow princess” in this lesbian love affair, or will her inner masculine desires overcome her and force her to seek out strange pink to dominate and devour. If the old saying is true that “a lesbian can not change her spots”, then the Demi Lovato Alexa Vega relationship is doomed. Only time will tell. Allahu Akbar!
The picture above is of Charlie Sheen posing happily with his wife, girlfriend/nanny, and porn star Bree Olson after (probably) having a foursome.
Charlie Sheen and his women are all staying together in an exclusive resort in the Bahamas. When Charlie Sheen isn’t fulfilling the will of Allah and trying to get the abomination of a show “Two And A Half Men” canceled, he is probably enjoying the sensual pleasures of his harem by having his wife lick his balls while banging his girlfriend and/or porn star in the ass.
It is great to see Charlie Sheen embrace Islamic culture like this. Like every good Muslim Charlie rants against the US government and makes thinly veiled anti-semitic remarks, enjoys smoking the poppy, and has a harem of obedient women who eagerly fulfill his every desire. Allah truly has shown Charlie the way. Allahu Akbar!
