Country music star Taylor Swift had a coming out party of sorts by appearing in public for the first time on the arm of her new girlfriend.
We here at Celeb Jihad were the first to break the story that Taylor Swift is a lesbian, and now Taylor is finally ready to fess up to her sick sinful sexual lifestyle.
Though Taylor Swift and her lesboqueer desires are an abomination in the eyes of Allah, one can not help but congratulate her on the hotness of her new girlfriend. Too many lesbians in Hollywood settle for bull dykes like Demi Lovato, so it is refreshing to see that Taylor has some taste when it comes to the vag she tastes.
Trying to keep up with teen actress Selena Gomez’s lesbian exploits can be exhausting. We have chronicled in detail on this site as many as we could (from Demi Lovato to Taylor Swift), and now Selena has added yet another notch on her dildo with this redhead pictured above.
As you can see in this shockingly homosexual picture, Selena Gomez has mounted her new redhead girlfriend and is about to start a vigorous session of “tribbing”. Tribbing, also known as “scissoring”, is a form of non-penetrative sex in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner’s body for sexual stimulation, and to piss off Allah.
Selena Gomez can be so brazen in her lesboqueer endeavors because the Zionist controlled mainstream media refuses to report on her sinful diesel dyke ways for fear that it will hurt their Zionist buddies in Hollywood profiting off of Selena’s good girl image. However, we here at Celeb Jihad have no such loyalties and will continue to expose Selena Gomez’s sick homo sex romps to the public. Allahu Akbar!
Demi Lovato is absolutely smitten with her new girlfriend Alexa Vega. You may recognize Alexa Vega as the star of the “Spy Kids” trilogy or as the mean faced dyke next to Demi in the picture above.
We haven’t seen Demi Lovato this happy since she and her long time lover Selena Gomez broke up over a year ago. However, from Alexa Vega’s jawline I can tell that she is “the man” in the relationship, a role usually occupied by Demi. This may spell trouble for their relationship once the honeymoon phase is over.
It will be interesting to see if Demi Lovato will be happy in the long run as the “pillow princess” in this lesbian love affair, or will her inner masculine desires overcome her and force her to seek out strange pink to dominate and devour. If the old saying is true that “a lesbian can not change her spots”, then the Demi Lovato Alexa Vega relationship is doomed. Only time will tell. Allahu Akbar!
The picture above is of Charlie Sheen posing happily with his wife, girlfriend/nanny, and porn star Bree Olson after (probably) having a foursome.
Charlie Sheen and his women are all staying together in an exclusive resort in the Bahamas. When Charlie Sheen isn’t fulfilling the will of Allah and trying to get the abomination of a show “Two And A Half Men” canceled, he is probably enjoying the sensual pleasures of his harem by having his wife lick his balls while banging his girlfriend and/or porn star in the ass.
It is great to see Charlie Sheen embrace Islamic culture like this. Like every good Muslim Charlie rants against the US government and makes thinly veiled anti-semitic remarks, enjoys smoking the poppy, and has a harem of obedient women who eagerly fulfill his every desire. Allah truly has shown Charlie the way. Allahu Akbar!
Tragedy was narrowly avoided earlier today when Selena Gomez was attacked by a roaming pack of cunt-hungry dykes.
The chilling scene was captured in the photo above. Selena was enjoying a leisurely stroll on the beach in Malibu with her latest lesbian lover. When all of a sudden a pack of dykes descended upon the Disney star, forcing her and her girlfriend to flee in terror. Luckily their was an indie girl band playing at a little cafe near the beach, and the pack of dykes were distracted by the music long enough for Selena to escape relatively unharmed but visibly shaken.
Authorities are still trying to figure our what set off this attack, but experts are already speculating that the wind at the beach must of carried a whiff of Selena’s snazz to the pack causing them to go into a feeding frenzy. A few members of the pack were shot and killed by hunters near the scene, but Malibu beach rangers are still suggesting that women stay away from the area or at the very least start a douching regime.
More on this story as it develops.
Now that Tiger Woods is officially single he is wasting no time getting back out on the prowl.
As this picture shows Tiger is licking his chops while staring at a nice piece of grade A blond white girl ass (his meal of choice). If you look into Tiger’s eyes there is little doubt that he will be mounting this woman sometime in the near future, and he may even sodomize her with that microphone.
Tiger Woods still needs to do a lot of rehabbing of his image. Not for cheating on his wife, but for doing it with such busted looking whores. Frankly it was quite shocking that a man of his stature could not pull better tail than that. I am just a humble Jihadist and I am pretty sure even I banged one of Tiger Wood’s mistresses in the bathroom of TGI Fridays in Chino.
Now that Tiger is single he can put his full focus on important things, like hole-in-oneing hot women thus restoring his image in the eyes of his white middle-aged male fans.
46 year old porn star Kim Kardashian was photographed yesterday frolicking on the beach with 16 year old Justin Bieber.
Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber are reportedly “just friends”, but Kim seems to get a kick out of pretending her and the nubile Bieber are dating.
When did it become OK for a fat ass old woman to pretend to be a pedophile? It must be recently because I remember news stories of some fine female High School teachers getting arrested for sleeping with their male students.
I think what Kim Kardashian is doing is much worse because not only is she sexualizing a minor, but doesn’t even have the decency to go all the way with it and put out. She is torturing the poor lad by cock teasing him.
This just further shows America’s hypocrisy. If this was a picture of Ron Jeremy holding hands with Selena Gomez the American public would be outraged. However, since it is a chunky Armenian prostitute with the child and not a man everyone seems to be OK with it.
