Can you guess the hottie in the leather boots and tight skinny jeans in the photo above? Why it is none other than the eldest Jonas Brother, Kevin Jonas!
As you can see in the gif below Kevin Jonas looks sexy as ever showing off his soft lily white dough boy body, his Jew fro flowing in the wind as he prances off to a late night rendezvous (no doubt to sex some ladies).
Can you believe an Adonis like Kevin Jonas was able to save himself until his wedding night? With those all-American good looks he could of spilled more seed than a poorly designed bird feeder catering exclusively to epileptic sparrows.
Pop star Justin Bieber is continuing his transformation from “good girl” into sexy songstress.
As you can see in the comparison photo above Justin Bieber is taking on a more grownup look. According to Hollywood stylists we spoke to, Justin Bieber has dropped his natural look and is now going with a more glamorous classic Hollywood makeup. Also he has greatly increased the length of his hair extensions, for a more playful sexy feel.
Unfortunately if you want to imitate Justin Bieber’s new look it will cost you, as his new hair extensions are authentic mole hair mixed with Selena Gomez’s sideburns for texture, in other words not cheap. However we found an affordable substitute would be aged rat hair and some pubes from a well oiled Italian. It does the trick at nearly a third of the cost.
Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob in the “Twilight” movie series, got into a confrontation with a small girl at a bowling alley in Inglewood yesterday.
According to witnesses, Taylor Lautner showed up at the bowling alley by himself, and proceeded to loiter in the boy’s bathroom for a good 3 hours. He then was making his way to the exit when a small girl shouted, “Team Edward!”
This apparently struck a nerve with Taylor who confronted the small child and asked her “what the f*ck her problem was”. The girl responded with “You’re my problem f**got and I suggest you gets to stepin before I beat your homo wolf a**.”
A source close to the scene reports that Taylor’s eyes welled up with tears, and it appeared as though he was going to slap the girl. However, the girl’s mother intervened and Taylor Lautner was escorted out of the bowling alley by one of the pimply faced teens that work there.
Celeb Jihad has just learned that soon to be 16-year-old and Canadian songstress Justin Bieber has just got her first pube!
Justin was said to be frightened at first, but she had a nice long talk with her mom and is now excited that she is beginning her long overdue transformation into womanhood. No word yet if Justin has started getting her period, but we imagine with pubes popping up like they are it is only a matter of time.
For those who do not know who Justin Bieber is yet, she is a singer and song writer who is taking the world by storm. Justin was discovered on YouTube were she use to post videos of herself dancing in her underwear while lip singing Britney Spears songs. A music exec saw potential in the young beauty and flew her to Atlanta to get started on making horrible music for the hormonally charged teen masses. The rest as they say is history.
