Actress Jennifer Aniston has been diagnosed with Prostate Cancer, sources have confirmed. The cancer was discovered during a routine screening by Aniston’s The Bounty Hunter co-star, Gerard Butler.
While promoting their new film in Paris, Butler thought Aniston looked sick and decided to give her an on-the-spot exam. His suspicions were confirmed when he discovered Aniston’s prostate had swelled.
“It was like touching a lumpy grapefruit,” said Butler. “Bloody disgusting, she is.”
Aniston will begin treatment for the disease this Thursday and is hopeful that her ailment may garner sympathy from ex-husband Brad Pitt. We wish her the best of luck.
Has Jessica Simpson finally found a new man who can become sick of her shit and dump her? Apparently so, Jessica is rumored to be hooking up with Gerard Butler.
Jessica and Gerard both dined out at Soho House in NYC on Tuesday night and they seemed to be getting very cozy with each other.
A source says, “They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together.”
This is not at all surprising Gerard Butler likes to take home a fattie every once and while for a good old fashioned pump and dump. Helps keep him in shape. Jessica Simpson will surely be an emotional wreck when he inevitably stops calling.
