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12 Anti-Irish Cartoons for St. Patrick’s Day

Jimmy Jihad — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:37:08 +0000

Immigrants often get a bad rap in the West. For the most part, it’s undeserved. A few bad apples (like myself) blow up a bus, behead a cartoonist, or set an unchaste woman on fire, and everyone overreacts and screams for deportations. It’s ridiculous. After all, if we are all deported, who will do the jobs that the infidels are too lazy to do, like washing dishes and flying passenger planes into buildings?

You smug native-born citizens should remember that many of your favorite American celebrities have Celtic-pig blood coursing through their veins: George Clooney, The Jonas Brothers, and Eddie Murphy just to name a few. Well, not long ago, the Irish were the filthy immigrants with the weird religion that everyone wanted to deport. Don’t believe me? Then take a look at these anti-Irish cartoons from back in the 1800s that we stole from another website. They are pretty offensive. If I were Irish, I would track down the author’s decedents and murder them in their sleep. But that’s just me.

At any rate, have fun worshiping Saint Patrick, you filthy pagans!

The Usual Irish Way of Doing Things (1871) - An angry ape-like Irish man sits on a barrel labeled: “Uncle Sam’s Gun Powder.”

The Mortar of Assimilation (1889) - Only the Irish immigrant is causing trouble.

Killing the Golden Goose (1878) - An Irish thug and a filthy Catholic priest carve up the Democratic Party (portrayed as the goose that laid the golden eggs).

Uncle Sam’s Lodging House (1882) - Of all the immigrants, only the Irishman is causing trouble. Even the “Negro” is getting along with everyone, and something tells me “Negroes” weren’t all that popular in 1882.

“The Most Recently Discovered Wild Beast” (1881) – Yet another cartoon portraying the Irish as violent and subhuman.

The Irish Declaration of Independence (1883) – “Stereotypical image of the Irish American woman who is large, with big feet and muscular arms and a violent, domineering temper.” Must remind you of your mom, eh Shamus?

The Ignorant Vote (1876) – Harper’s Weekly depicts the “ape-like” Irish (or “White Negro”) Democrats in the north balancing out the Republican-voting blacks of the south.

Simian Irishman (1867) – “St. Patrick’s Day, …Rum, Blood, The Day We Celebrate.” A brutal attack on the police in an Irish riot.

Everybody Works But Father (1905) – Image of your typical Irishman, rocking at home while his family does wash to earn income.

The Propagation Society (1855) – An anti-Catholic cartoon, reflecting the nativist perception of the threat posed by the Roman Church’s influence through Irish immigration and Catholic education. Obliviously they hadn’t heard of pedophilia at the time.

American Gold (1882) - “We work for it. (The Irish) wait for it.”

Outrageous (1893) – This cartoon suggests monkeys deserve better than to be given Irish names.

George Clooney’s Up in the Air Promotes Hurtful Muslim Stereotypes

Jimmy Jihad — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:18:25 +0000

Recently I watched a bootleg copy of the new George Clooney film, Up In the Air. It’s been a long time since I’ve been so offended.

I found the film to be very unrealistic and extremely insulting. For example, George Clooney’s character spends most of his life traveling the U.S. via the commercial airlines. Inexplicably, not once in the entire film does he encounter an Islamic Fundamentalist trying to bring down the plane with an underwear bomb. In fact, the only Muslims depicted in the film were normal, average Americans who were just trying to live their lives. I wholeheartedly object to this common stereotype. Zionist-controlled Hollywood wouldn’t feel comfortable depicting all Asians as dry cleaners or all Mexicans as migrant workers, so why do they feel it’s OK to depict all Muslims as tolerant, peace loving people? I resent the implication. Some of us want to destroy the Jews and force the rest of the world to convert to Islam, thank you very much!

Another aspect of the film which I found insulting was the gratuitous nudity. At one point, the side of Vera Farmiga’s breast and part of her backside are exposed for at least three seconds. While I appreciate that the film depicts Western women as promiscuous whores, couldn’t the director have found a way to do this while still having his female characters clothed, preferably in burqas? For example, in the film, Clooney meets the female lead at a bar and immediately brings her back to his hotel room. The director could have just as easily had Clooney chastise the woman for not being chaperoned by a male relative, followed by a scene of her public flogging by the religious police. The same point would have been made, but without the nudity.

All and all, I give Up in the Air 15 out of 72 virgins. Skip this insulting, sinful smut.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Voted 2009′s Sexiest Man Alive

Jimmy Jihad — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:55:23 +0000

The results are in, and alleged al Qaeda member and would-be suicide bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab has been voted 2009′s Sexiest Man Alive by CelebJihad.com readers. His wealth, good looks, and fanatical devotion to Jihad were the top-three reasons readers cited when choosing Abdulmutallab.

Abdulmutallab narrowly edged out George Clooney, who was the runner up. Rounding out the top five were actor Brad Pitt, radical Yemeni cleric Anwar al Awlaki, and in 5th place for the third year in a row, the Iron Sheik.

No women were allowed to take part in this poll.

Celebrity Sex Faces

Durka Durka — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:14:34 +0000

One of the perks of being a celebrity is that you get to f*ck pretty much anything you want. Animal, vegetable, mineral, it is all game. So naturally with all that f**king going on celebrities have developed distinct “sex faces”.

We’ve been lucky enough to capture a few on camera, as well as some interesting sexual facts about some of Hollywood’s biggest stars. Enjoy!

Name: Mandy Moore
Interesting Sex Fact: Mandy is so uptight in bed that she has yet to achieve orgasm with a man. Horses on the other hand are a different story.

Name: Cameron Diaz
Interesting Sex Fact: Cameron enjoys babbling on about her day during sex.

Name: George Clooney
Interesting Sex Fact: Farts loudly during sex then pulls the cover over his partners head.

Name: Anne Hathaway
Interesting Sex Fact: Farts loudly during sex then pulls the covers over her own head.

Name: Gisele Bünchen
Interesting Sex Fact: Gisele favorite sexual move is called “The Dicaprio”… don’t tell Tom.

Name: Amy Winehouse
Interesting Sex Fact: Amy can only achieve orgasm after a vigorous session of anal fisting.

Name: Kristen Stewart
Interesting Sex Fact: During sex Kristen Stewart’s lower lip bites her.

Name: Tiger Woods
Interesting Sex Fact: Tiger Woods likes sex… a lot!

Name: Kristen Bell
Interesting Sex Fact: Kristen Bell can shoot a ping pong ball 50 feet out of her vah jay-jay

Name: Robert Pattinson
Interesting Sex Fact: Robert’s pubic hair is longer than his penis.

Name: Taylor Lautner
Interesting Sex Fact: Taylor has only 1 testicle, and it is small and misshapen.

Name: Katy Perry
Interesting Sex Fact: Katy tossed a girl’s salad… she didn’t like it.

Name: Heidi Montag
Interesting Sex Fact: Heidi cries during sex, and that just makes Spencer want to f*ck her harder.

Name: Kate Gosselin
Interesting Sex Fact: Kate feels no sensation in her vaginal region anymore.

Name: Justin Timberlake
Interesting Sex Fact: Justin greatly enjoys anal. Receiving not giving.

Name: Miley Cyrus
Interesting Sex Fact: Miley is a screamer. Her dad had to sound proof their house.

George “Stink Balls” Clooney

Durka Durka — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:07:17 +0000

According to a source close to the situation, Hollywood stud muffin George Clooney has contracted a nasty case of “stink balls”. Our source describes their pungent smell as “similar to brie rotting on a big pile of flamingo vomit”. No commit yet from the Clooney camp.