Selena Gomez accompanied her girlfriend Justin Bieber to the ESPN ESPY Awards, were Justin accepted his ESPY for “Achievements In Gender Bending”.
I must admit that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are pretty cute for lesbians. Justin has really mastered his “butch” look, and Selena has embraced her feminine role as the “pillow princess” by exposing her bra and wearing a short skirt with a hint of cellulite already appearing on her Mexican thighs.
Of course I still despise Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s sinful lesboqueer lifestyle, and wish for them to prosecuted to the the fullest extent of Sharia law. However, as far as degenerate carpet-munchers go, Justin and Selena are some of the least aesthetically offensive I’ve encountered.
Emma Watson is one sexually confused Western whore! As you can see in the photo above, after transforming herself into a man, Emma Watson is now cross-dressing like a woman.
Thank Allah I do not find this pic of Emma Watson the least bit attractive because if I did I don’t know if that would make me straight, gay, or a lesbian.
Emma Watson’s gender confusion obviously stems from her lack of a guiding moral force in her life. Her only hope for salvation is to convert to Islam and beg Allah’s forgiveness for these ridiculous heathen antics. He will then decide if she should be a man, woman, or stoned to death. Allahu Akbar!
Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King have long been rumored to be lesbian lovers, but the media has yet to uncover any proof of their sinful homosexual love affair… until now.
As you can see in the gif below Oprah Winfrey is caught on video booty dancing with Gayle. Oprah is topless with her big black tits bouncing up and down as she grinds her crotch against Gayle’s thick butt.
Yes this gif proves once and for all that Oprah and Gayle are in fact lesbian lovers, and that they like to “get their eagle on” while Oprah’s flabby tits flap all over the place.
This is just disturbing! As you can see in the picture above, teen pop diva Justin Bieber flashed the “goatse” sign to fans in concert last night signaling that he is looking for a big black mule to stretch his anus.
Goatse is a picture of a man (probably a Jew) stretching his anus extremely wide, and is one of the oldest jokes on the Internet. Now Justin Bieber is using the sign of the goatse to troll for his own extreme anal experience.
Justin Bieber needs to realize that he is a role model to his millions of dim-witted fans, and if they see him trying to get his anus stretched they will try to imitate the behavior. Proctologists are already extremely overworked with the amount of homoqueers in the West, so an epidemic of Justin Bieber fans with torn assholes is the last thing they need.
Actress Emma Watson has completed her transformation and has now come out of the closet as a gay man.
As you can see Emma Watson wasted no time embracing her new homosexual lifestyle by posing for an extremely flamboyant picture with her boyfriend Raul.
Like most gay couples, Emma Watson and Raul met while apple picking. There was an immediate connection and the two love birds spent the rest of the day frolicking through a meadow tickling each other with ostrich feathers.
Yes, Emma Watson is extremely happy being a homosexual man, but thankfully her happiness will not last as she will burn in hell for all eternity for this deviant sexual lifestyle. Allahu Akbar!
Demi Lovato is absolutely smitten with her new girlfriend Alexa Vega. You may recognize Alexa Vega as the star of the “Spy Kids” trilogy or as the mean faced dyke next to Demi in the picture above.
We haven’t seen Demi Lovato this happy since she and her long time lover Selena Gomez broke up over a year ago. However, from Alexa Vega’s jawline I can tell that she is “the man” in the relationship, a role usually occupied by Demi. This may spell trouble for their relationship once the honeymoon phase is over.
It will be interesting to see if Demi Lovato will be happy in the long run as the “pillow princess” in this lesbian love affair, or will her inner masculine desires overcome her and force her to seek out strange pink to dominate and devour. If the old saying is true that “a lesbian can not change her spots”, then the Demi Lovato Alexa Vega relationship is doomed. Only time will tell. Allahu Akbar!
Lead singer of Aerosmith and judge on American Idol, Steven Tyler has completed his transformation into a gay pirate.
Tyler who has long been confused about his sexual identity, (he even famously wrote a song about his struggles entitled “Dude Looks Like A Lady”) finally settled on being a gay pirate as a happy medium between gay man and ugly woman.
Now that Steven Tyler is a full blown gay pirate we can expect to see him in many more feminine puffy shirts, and to hear about him getting his “booty plundered” in a restroom at an airport Applebee’s. Obviously Steven’s best days lay ahead of him.
