In a case of life imitating art, pop star Katy Perry (who rose to fame pretending to be gay with the hit lesbian anthem “I Kissed A Girl”) is now a full-blown diesel dyke lesboqueer after having been dumped by her husband Russell Brand.
As you can see in the photo above Katy Perry couldn’t look like more of a gay with her short blue hair and athletic gear while going for a romantic stroll with her mean faced “gal pal” Meredith “The Muncher” Vagilla.
Clearly Katy Perry has given up hope on ever being loved by a man, and is now settling for getting her carpets cleaned by the filth of the lesboqueer community.
Taylor Lautner made headlines yesterday when someone leaked the People magazine cover for when he finally decides to come out as a gay. Upon hearing the news Taylor was overcome with the vapors, and when he finally composed himself he had his rep claim that the report was not true.
Thankfully we do not have to wait for Taylor Lautner’s inevitable “official” coming out party to denounce him as a vile sodomite that must be purged of his deviant homoqueer longings, for we have uncovered the video above of Taylor being extremely gay.
Taylor Lautner couldn’t be acting more gay in this video if he was listening to show tunes while sucking off a dude and taking his AIDS medication. If this video doesn’t remove the last bit of doubt that Taylor Lautner is a limp-wristed power bottom then nothing will.
Over a tense, twice rain-delayed five hours, Justin Bieber beat second place Selena Gomez by 1.3 seconds in the Speedworld Dyke Off 400.
Twice Bieber came from the very back of the pack to swing through traffic with startling ease. Early on she survived her clit getting punctured (fixed up, in part with duct tape). Another time she battled past a disastrous pit stop (lug nut got stuck in Bieber’s ass).
At one point Bieber swooped low, making it four-wide to pass three dykes in the blink of an eye. She was hell on wheels off restarts. A stunning 118 times she climaxed someone, all the while she never stopped barking and trash talking – “Kicking ass!” she once shouted into her head set.
She was, as day turned to night, the best of everything Justin Bieber is about – unapologetically competing at the very edge of what’s possible, risking, without a hint of concern, complete disaster in the pursuit of total glory.
Pop star and flaming homosexual Justin Bieber was caught on camera pulling down his pants to reveal his tight purple panties to a group of men causing one of the men to start playing with Justin’s ass in the photo above.
Justin Bieber brazenly taking part in this gay sex act shows that he has no shame about his homoqueer lifestyle. That faggety smile on Justin’s face while the man behind him lubes up his boy hole appears to tells the whole story… these fellas are about to get sucked off and ridden hard, Bieber style!
Country music star Taylor Swift had a coming out party of sorts by appearing in public for the first time on the arm of her new girlfriend.
We here at Celeb Jihad were the first to break the story that Taylor Swift is a lesbian, and now Taylor is finally ready to fess up to her sick sinful sexual lifestyle.
Though Taylor Swift and her lesboqueer desires are an abomination in the eyes of Allah, one can not help but congratulate her on the hotness of her new girlfriend. Too many lesbians in Hollywood settle for bull dykes like Demi Lovato, so it is refreshing to see that Taylor has some taste when it comes to the vag she tastes.
Devout Muslim Miley Cyrus showed her disdain for gay marriage by getting a new tattoo on her pointer finger (the gayest of all fingers). As you can see in the picture above Miley’s new tat is off 2 erect penises parallel to each other. This tattoo symbolizes that men should never be together, for these dicks will never touch.
Of course the homosexual Zionist propaganda machine is already all over this story, trying to spin it by claiming that Miley Cyrus’ tat is an “equals” sign, and shows her support for gay marriage. This is just ridiculous because an equal sign has nothing to do with gays, as every knows that they are horrible at math.
No, Miley Cyrus’ new tattoo is definitely of two cocks, and proves that she is staunchly anti-gay marriage. Kudous, to Miley Cyrus for again taking a moral stand against the heathen fudge packers, may they forever be unwed. Allahu Akbar!
Selena Gomez accompanied her girlfriend Justin Bieber to the ESPN ESPY Awards, were Justin accepted his ESPY for “Achievements In Gender Bending”.
I must admit that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are pretty cute for lesbians. Justin has really mastered his “butch” look, and Selena has embraced her feminine role as the “pillow princess” by exposing her bra and wearing a short skirt with a hint of cellulite already appearing on her Mexican thighs.
Of course I still despise Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s sinful lesboqueer lifestyle, and wish for them to prosecuted to the the fullest extent of Sharia law. However, as far as degenerate carpet-munchers go, Justin and Selena are some of the least aesthetically offensive I’ve encountered.
