
Based on Taylor Swift’s new tattoo on the back of her hand it appears as though she has joined the extremely dangerous Salvadorian street gang MS-13.
MS-13 gang members will often get tattoos of the number 13 on various parts of their body (usually their face), but since Taylor Swift is a new recruit to the gang she was only allowed one 13 tattoo on the outside of her hand.
Joining MS -13 is a major accomplishment for Taylor as the gang has quite a notorious initiation process which consists of either committing a random murder, or in some cases assassinating a policeman.
No word yet on what route Taylor Swift took to get in, but if I’d have to guess I’d say she took out a cop. You can tell that a girl like Taylor is eager to make a name for herself in the streets, and taking taking out a cop would be the quickest way to get the street cred she so desperately needs.

Bieber's fans pose for pictures before the concert. Insert: Justin Bieber.
A Justin Bieber concert in Gary, Indiana, ended in a near riot on Sunday after dozens of fans attacked a group of men wearing Jonas Brothers tee-shirts. The violence comes amid mounting tensions between Bieber, a known “C Queen” (a female member of the Crips), and longtime Blood, Nick Jonas.
Prior to the concert, authorities feared violence would occur and subsequently closed the streets surrounding the Genesis Convention Center, deploying 75 police and two K-9 units to manage crowds during the performance.
Despite these measures, at least 13 people were arrested and one person was left hospitalized after being stabbed in the thigh with a meat thermometer. Various properties around the venue were vandalized following the concert.
Trouble began half-way through the performance when a group of Nick Jonas fans dressed in red began heckling Bieber. Bieber responded with a series of rude gestures before instructing the crowd to “light them slobs up.”
As the fighting broke out, Bieber yelled “C’s Up B’s Down,” before storming off stage.
Authorities are bracing for further violence as Bieber’s tour continues to East St. Louis on Tuesday.















