Miley Cyrus’ biggest fan made good on her threat to eat her beloved cat “Fuzzy” if Miley did not go back on Twitter.
In detail the Miley Cyrus fan describes how she took Fuzzy to the vet and had her euthanized on Monday, before frying herself up a nice cat meal.
“I then fried the meat in a pan with olive oil, added some salt and spice flavoring and put it on a plate with some celery and green onions. For a drink I had Mountain Dew.”
I like this girl’s style. She made her demands and when they were not met she carried out on her threat. I think my fellow terrorists could learn a thing or two about balls from this young lady. However, I do have to question her methods. Eating a euthanized cat is disgusting! She should have stomped the cat to death. It helps tenderize the meat!
One of Miley Cyrus’ awesome fans has released an ultimatum to the singer. Get back on Twitter or she will eat her cat. The fan claims to live in a country were this is a perfectly legal thing to do. My guess is she is in Canada. She even setup a website for people to follow the whole charade… I mean drama.
Here is her statement to Miley,
“Like many others, I became addicted to Miley Cyrus’ Tweeting. Catching up with her daily chores and what she has in mind have become part of my daily routine…The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?’ Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!”
The fan has set up a November 16 deadline for Cyrus to start tweeting again. I’ve watched enough movies to know you don’t negotiate with terrorists. The only option Miley has right now is to one up the girl by killing and eating a dog. Terrorists only understand bold moves like that.
