Pop star and she beast Christina Aguilera took too the stage to try out a new remix to her 1999 hit song “What A Girl Wants”.

The remix features the exact same melody as the original song, but all the lyrics are changed to reference food instead of a man, as Christina rewrote the song while daydreaming about stuffing her bloated gullet with junk food.

The crowd composed of typical obese Americans reacted positively to the song, and breathed heavily along to the new lyrics. It looks like Christina Aguilera has another hit on her hands.

Is pop star Katy Perry pregnant or just another fat American infidel woman?

As you can see in the photo above Katy Perry appears to have a large bump in her midsection. Whether that bump is a baby or just Taco Bell 7-layer burritos is still to be determined.

However, one thing is for certain I am definitely not the father of Katy Perry’s possible baby as I made sure she swallowed. You can never be too careful in this day and age, as infidel whores like Katy Perry will go to incredible lengths to procure a Muslim man’s seed.

Pop star and old obese whore Christina Aguilera debuted her new look at the Michael Jackson tribute concert last night, and as you can see Christina is trying her best to look like MTV’s Jersey Shore star “Snooki”.

The Snooki look is extremely popular with the kuffars in America right now, and is characterized by obese women stuffing themselves into poor fitting slut outfits like the one above. There must be something about fat testing the textile strength of garments that gets the American kuffar man all hot and bothered, as both Snooki and Christina Aguilera are considered sex symbols in degenerate American culture.

Just a few weeks ago we broke the news that Scarlett Johansson had been turned into a fat slob thanks to her new Jew boyfriend Sean Penn teaching her to greedily hoard calories.

However, now we are happy to report that Scarlett Johansson has escaped Sean Penn’s clutches and is trying to put her life back together again. And Scarlett is starting by trying to lose her enormous gut.

As you can see in the picture above there is already a noticeable improvement in the fat storage around Scarlett’s bloated mid-section and thighs. Of course she still has a long way to go before she would make a suitable concubine and field-hand for a Muslim man.

Scarlett Johansson has come a long way but with plowing season just 3 short months away, she is going to have to step it up if she wants to her fulfill her dream of being a dutiful whore and day laborer. Allahu Akbar!

As you can see in the photo above Scarlett Johansson is one fat bitch!

We knew Scarlett Johansson was in trouble when she started dating the Hollywood Jew known as Sean Penn. It was just a matter of time before Sean Penn infected her with his filthy Jew ways, the first obviously being greed.

Scarlett now covets every calorie she can get her greasy hands on, and is storing them in her ever widening hips and bulging gut. If you stare at Scarlett’s stomach long enough it starts to looks like falcor the flying dog from “Never Ending Story”, which is to say repulsive and offensive to Allah.

However, all is not lost for Scarlett. It is not to late for her to renounce her Jew boyfriend, and accept Allah as her lord and master. Once she has found her proper place serving a Muslim man, and survives a few seasons of leans harvests while working the plow she will return to a respectable size.

What I thought was a set of pictures of an orca whale devouring a baby seal, turned out to be none other than American Idol season 1 winner Kelly Clarkson’s fat ass in a swimsuit.

With all the tsunamis we’ve been having lately, Kelly Clarkson going into the ocean right now is not just insensitive, but it is down right dangerous. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the water displacement from Kelly Clarkson’s fat ass drowned a whole village in the Pacific somewhere.

Of course Kelly Clarkson’s body is just a reflection of the American aesthetic. There is nothing Americans find more attractive then flabby cellulite ridden women with enormous butts. As Muslims we can not comprehend this sick view, for we demand our women have tight toned bodies suitable for plowing the fields and breeding.

Take a good look at these pictures of Kelly Clarkson’s fat American ass in a swimsuit, for they serve as a warning against hedonistic decadence. We must redouble our Jihad efforts against Western culture, less our holy Islamic women start turning into Kelly Clarkson. Allahu Akbar!

Disney star Demi Lovato showed off her plump doughy ass in a tight black dress while in concert yesterday.

Demi Lovato is only 18 years old and already her ass is starting to blend in with the fat on her thighs. At the rate Demi is going by the time she is 21 she’ll be wearing mom jeans and driving a minivan to contain her dumpy behind.

Frankly I feel sorry for the thong you can see the outline of through Demi’s dress. Do you have any idea how hard that thong must be working to keep that flabby mass of a butt in place. I suggest that Demi Lovato look into investing in some Spanxs.

Anyway here are the pictures of Demi Lovato’s ass in a tight black dress. Enjoy it now while it still has some semblance of a shape, because soon it is going to turn into a cellulite ridden amorphous blob back there.

We have just received some breaking news coming off the AP wire, singer and actress Jessica Simpson is still really fat. This should ease the mind of millions of Americans who were no doubt wondering if Jessica Simpson was still a wide load.

Being from the Middle East I can appreciate a really fat woman like Jessica Simpson. Fat women are useful because they are hearty and in times of hardship they can continue to plow the fields feasting on their own fatty tissue for energy. Also in times of extreme hardship they can be roasted on a spit, and provide essential protein for the males of the clan.

Jessica Simpson is certainly stocking up on her fat reserves. Either she expects this to be a long harsh winter or she fears a double dip recession, because she is being extremely mindful to only eat foods with a high caloric content and to live a sedentary life style.

I applaud Jessica Simpson for getting really fat in these difficult times. If things take a turn for the worse Jessica will be able to sustain thousands of lives with her bloated fatty carcass. Allahu Akbar!

Wow leave it to an egomaniac like Demi Lovato to go on a narcissistic rant about how great she is, and how she thinks her fans are fat. In a recent interview Demi Lovato was quoted as saying,

“I want to be able to help other girls come into their own with a strong confidence in their skin, their size, who they are and everything about themselves.”

How presumptuous of Demi to think that a few words from her can trump the time honored tradition of teenage insecurity. Allah made teens awkward and pot marked for a reason, and Demi Lovato thinks she can just snap her fingers and change all that.

Also what does Demi mean by “their size”. I think it is pretty clear that she is hinting that she thinks her fans are fat. How gracious of her to point that out ,and then tell them that she is going to help them feel confident about being porkers.

However, Demi Lovato was not done there, her hubris continued to show as she spouted off absurd statements like,

“I’m learning and dealing with experiences that all teenagers go through”

Oh really Demi? You think the typical teenager is trying to decide whether their next car should be a BMW or an Audi, or if they should summer in the south of France or the Caribbean this year? The nerve of this girl!

Demi’s arrogance continued when she admits she is a terrible person, but that she should be a role model regardless,

“There are ways to be role models without claiming to be perfect… The way I want to be a role model is not by not making mistakes.”

What the hell kind of role model makes mistakes? Has western society fallen to the point were mediocrity is the new role model? I thank Allah every day that I come from a civilized place that still values great individuals. My children only look up to infallible figures, and who knows maybe one day they’ll grow up to be the next Ayman Al-Zawahiri, Fahd Al-Quso, or dare I dream Osama Bin Laden.

Breaking News! Jessica Simpson is totally not fat!

Jessica Simpson (the enormous dark blue blob in the picture above) appeared at the launch party for Dove’s new line of chocolates yesterday. Representatives for Dove were confused at first considering this was a corporate event and Jessica Simpson was not invited. An event spokesperson had this to say,

“She just sort of showed up. We felt bad because she was all dressed up, so we let her stay. She was very enthused about the chocolate.”

In fact Jessica Simpson was so enthused that she single-handedly finished off the numerous samples which were supposed to be for investors and the press. Someone then broke into Dove’s warehouse next door and stole the first national shipment of chocolate, setting back Dove’s planned market release date over a month.

A lot of people have been fingering Jessica for the crime, because they say she is “overweight”. However, I find that racist and extremely offensive. Jessica Simpson is not fat! Sure her body looks like the Michelin Man’s… and her double chin looks like it is about to give to a triplet… and her arms are flabby and they undulate when she moves them… wait were was I going with this?

Oh yeah, Jessica Simpson is not fat! So there!