Allah help me I never thought I’d say this, but Justin Bieber fans appear to be some of the few Americans that have any sense right now, as they went on Twitter to complain about the school shooting coverage running into Ellen’s interview with the Biebs.
While most Americans are glued to their TV screens getting off on tragedy porn, these brave Justin Bieber fans are speaking out against the Zionist controlled mainstream media’s incessant coverage of the school shooting in Connecticut.
Sure these infidel teen girls just want to hear Ellen and Justin gabbing about how much they like getting their vaginas licked, but even that is better than giving the nerdy psycho loser who gunned down those kids exactly what he wanted by making him famously infamous.
If this school shooter was in a Muslim country we’d cut off his penis, throw his body into the desert, and cover it with camel shit. We certainly wouldn’t talk about him and show his picture on TV 24/7, as this would encourage other losers to follow in his path.
But of course our media isn’t run by money hungry Jews who love profiting off the misery of others.
While performing on Ellen Degeneres’ talk show Taylor Swift got sexually assaulted by the throngs of horny lesboqueer Ellen fans.
As you can see in the photo above, Taylor Swift gets her crotch molested by horny homodykes, who were whipped into a wild feeding frenzy from the smell of Taylor’s stinky lady hole wafting in the air.
So far no charges have been pressed against these grabby Ellen fans. Thus proving what I’ve repeatedly unsuccessfully argued in infidel court, you can’t sexually assault the willing, and all heathen sluts like Taylor Swift are asking for it.
Victoria Justice appears to be unleashing wave after wave of her noxious intestinal gas in the faces of her screaming fans in the disturbing photo above.
This is just the type of sick behavior that whips the degenerate infidel masses into a frenzy as they open their mouths wide to swallow Victoria Justice’s rancid ass breath, and taste the southwest omelet that she had for breakfast.
This Victoria Justice fart show is disgusting and further proof that Western society is capable of every imaginable depravity.
Say what you will about Justin Bieber, but he really loves his fans. As is evidenced by the court documents filed by Justin Bieber fan and alleged baby mama Mariah Yeater, who claims that Justin took her into a bathroom and told her he wanted to “f*ck the sh*t” out of her but only lasted “approximately 30 seconds”.
Clearly Justin Bieber isn’t one to take this bad press lying down. That is why in an effort to save his dwindling tween sex symbol status Justin Bieber took 3 girls into a bathroom, and by the expressions on their faces Bieber obviously showed them the time of their lives.
Justin Bieber has definitely proven his sexual prowess, as those appear to be 3 extreme satisfied young ladies. In fact all my wives make that same face when I tell them I will be doing them the honor of inviting them into my bed that night. I guess some guys like Biebs and I are just gifted like that. Allahu Akbar!
We here at Celeb Jihad vow that there will be serious repercussions for Taylor Swift if she dares to follow through on her threat of a lawsuit against us.
We have already reached out to the Iranian embassy to see about filing charges in Sharia Court against Taylor Swift for her egregious crimes against Islam and morality. Of course as everyone knows Sharia law is the one true law, and it trumps any sort of silly civil action Taylor Swift may take in an American court.
Furthermore, we pay good money for a special Internet filter to keep women, Jews, and homosexuals off our holy Muslim website. But in the past few days we have received such an influx of traffic from perverted Taylor Swift fans that it has overwhelmed our filter and interrupted service for dedicated Jihadists looking for the latest celebrity gossip.
So we demand that all Taylor Swift fans leave our site at once and never return! Taylor Swift’s fans are foul-mouthed and ill-mannered (much like their idol), and their taste in music and role models leave little doubt that they are beyond redemption. If Taylor Swift’s fans do not leave soon we will be left with no choice but to issue fatwas against each and everyone of them.
Well this was bound to happen eventually, but no one thought it would be this soon. As you can see in the video below Justin Bieber’s fans have abandoned him for another goofy looking dork who stands and waves from a roof.
While teenage girls are ridiculously fickle, it is still surprising to see them abandon Justin Bieber and embrace this new guy so quickly. Notice how they almost immediately begin screaming uncontrollably as soon as they catch a glimpse of him.
Justin Bieber’s fans abandoning him is definitely a historic moment. Witness it for yourself in the video below.
Demi Lovato continued her descent into immorality yesterday while performing for her fans at a mall in Glendale.
As you can clearly see in the picture above Demi Lovato flashed an extremely perverse sexual hand gesture to her fans.
Using the microphone to represent the male genitalia, Demi cupped her hands into a circle around it to symbolize a gaping vagina (possibly hers). This sick symbol is used by sluts to signal that they are looking for a large well endowed male capable of filling their well used orifice.
Demi Lovato is quickly becoming one of the nastiest gutter skanks in Hollywood. If she is interested in landing extremely large man meat that is her business. However, when she starts using her concerts to troll for her next fix of monster c*ck it sends the wrong message to those girls stupid enough to consider her a role model.
Like it or not, functionally retarded women consider Demi Lovato a role model, and by her acting out like this they are going to get the wrong idea. Girls need to learn that a man can pleasure them no matter how small… and crocked his penis is.