“Jackass” star Ryan Dunn and an unidentified person reportedly died in a car crash at 3:00 AM on Route 322 in New Goshen Township.
However, inconsistencies started emerging when friends of Dunn were questioned about his activities before the crash with some stating that he only had “3 beers” and others who claimed he was “completely trashed”.
Now reports are coming in confirming that Ryan Dunn is in fact not dead, and that he faked his death to collect families and friends reactions for the next “Jackass” film. When asked for a quote Dunn said,
“I’m not sorry for making everyone think I was dead. I actually thought it was pretty funny.”
No word yet if Ryan Dunn or Bam Margera’s mother April (who played a major part in the prank by confirming it with the media outlets) will face any legal action for this death hoax.
Well this is just pathetic. In a move that reeks of desperation, the United States is pretending that they have killed Osama Bin Laden.
Of course the USA is lying as they are completely incompetent and couldn’t kill their way out of a wet paper bag, let alone hunt down a righteous Jihadist like Osama. Obviously the United States has gotten so desperate that they are resorting to lying about Osama’s death in the hope that he will reveal himself to prove that he is still alive.
Sorry you silly American twits, but Osama is not going to fall for your little ruse. All Muslims know in our hearts that Osama Bin Laden is alive and well, and probably plotting his next masterful terrorist move while sexing a big pile of hot ladies. Allahu Akbar!
Harry Potter is a hoax! The picture above of Harry, Dumbledore, Bellatrix, and Lord Voldemort all happily posing together proves that the Harry Potter cult is based on a lie.
Heathens in the West have long worshiped the Harry Potter series as their new religion. Though it is a vast improvement over their love for the Jew God Jesus it is still heresy against the one true religion of Islam.
Now that Harry Potter has been exposed as a lie, there is no doubt that there will be countless Westerners searching for a new religion to follow, and I would just like to suggest they strongly consider converting to Islam.
Not only will it save your life in the coming Jihad when Islam conquers the Western world, but it is also an awesome religion. We get to wear pajamas all day every day, take breaks from work to go “pray”, and have sex with as many women outside of marriage as we want.
Yes Islam is the light and the way. You disillusioned Harry Potterites should embrace Allah as your lord and master and join our brotherhood… oh but no fat chicks allowed. Allahu Akbar!
Tweens all over the Western world are in a tizzy over this picture of Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene kissing.
Unfortunately these tweens’ minds have been warped by the Zionist controlled media and pharmaceutical industry to such an extent that they can not spot that this supposed Joe Jonas Ashley Greene kiss was obviously staged. Just look at 14 year old Claudia from Greenville, NC response to this pic,
“Well, so nice couple! hope joe don’t broke up with the realtionship with her like he did with demi, lol :)”
Notice how Claudia’s comment is riddled with grammar and spelling errors, and how she is not talking about the illegal occupation of the Middle East by the imperialist forces of the Anglo-American empire. This is just what the Zionist were hoping for when they staged this Joe Jonas Ashley Greene kiss.
Luckily the truth shines through in this photo. Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene both look miserable trying to fake this kiss for their Zionist masters in Hollywood. In fact Ashley Greene is holding a water bottle so she can immediately rinse her mouth and get the taste of man spunk that Joe Jonas (from his men’s room escapades) constantly has in his mouth.
This Joe Jonas Ashley Greene kiss is obviously just another small part of the world Zionist conspiracy, and is meant to distract the masses from the real issues. Insallah, the truth will come out and the oppressors will be crushed.
Let me spell it out for you people. I’ll type s-l-o-w-l-y. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did NOT split up and they are NOT getting a divorce.
Oh I know they said they are “separating”, but I also have a normal number of chromosomes so I know an obvious publicity stunt when I see one.
Heidi and Spencer’s show “The Hills” gets canceled. Heidi announces she is leaving Spencer, and the very next day she announces that she is getting her own “reality” show on MTV. That doesn’t set off any red flags with you people?
I would bet my collection of goat testicles that Heidi’s show ends in a “cliff hanger” of her deciding whether or not to get back with Spencer. She of course will and the producers will hope that they have a strong enough “girl drama” storyline to carry the ratings through to a 2nd season.
All you stupid Americans who believe celebrity gossip are getting played. You need to open your mind to how the system works. How do you not notice that when actresses have movies coming out that they are suddenly photographed in a bikini spread eagle on a beach or having alleged passionate love affairs with actors who also just so happen to have movies coming out?
The majority of celebrity gossip is planted bullsh*t designed to get you consumed with celebrity lives so that they can sell you crap. Celeb Jihad will continue to expose the truth until you infidels realize that your Zionist masters in Hollywood are making fools out of you, and that there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.
Playboy Playmate turned actress Jenny McCarthy has long claimed that her son’s autism was the result of a childhood immunization. For years she has campaigned against MMR shots (immunization for measles, mumps, and rubella), telling the mothers of America that their ugly, infidel babies were only one needle-prick away from becoming Rain Man.
But now she’s changing her tune.
According to an upcoming article in Time, Jenny claims that her son probably never had Autism, and that he is now doing fine, invalidating her concerns about vaccinations. That seems like a pretty big mistake…a little too big, if you ask me.
Clearly, the Zionist owned pharmaceutical companies, in conjunction with their allies in the Jew controlled media, have gotten to Jenny. I’m not sure if she is being blackmailed or if they have bought her off with their Jewish blood money, but McCarthy’s reversal is nothing more than an attempt to hide an Israeli vaccination plot which seeks to turn our children into autistic number crunchers who can work at Jew run accounting firms. It’s so painfully obvious.
My family stopped vaccinating our children and goats years ago. Sure, our clan’s infant survival rate has seen a 30% drop, but the baby goats have held steady. Besides, I’d rather see all of our children die than end up as some sort of retard-Jew calculators.
DON’T VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN!
At 10:42 EST on Monday CelebJihad.com reported that the Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom wedding was as fake as your mother’s tits. And Guess who was right, bitches?!
TMZ is now reporting that the wedding was fake, and that lawyers are still working on a prenup! So eat it!
We’ll take that Pulitzer now, please!
Eat our camel crap, everybody! We won!
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