Mila Kunis blowjob

A picture of Mila Kunis giving a blowjob while covered in a facial appears to have just been leaked online.

Of course Mila Kunis could be sucking off any number of men in this photo, but one man it clearly isn’t is her husband Ashton Kutcher as the penis does not appear to be 3 inches, crocked, and covered in Wilmer Valderrama’s ass juice.

With Ashton out of the picture the most likely candidate is none other than “Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane. Seth has long had an irrational affinity for Mila Kunis, as he hired her as a voice actor on “Family Guy” (despite her annoyingly whiny voice) and for a starring movie role in “Ted” (despite her annoyingly awful acting). If taking a piddly amount of Seth’s man juice to her eye is the price Mila must pay for success, then she certainly is getting off easier then most actresses.

Emilia Clarke topless

Emilia Clarke finally poses topless while she is not starring as “Mother of Dragons” Daenerys Targaryen on the hit HBO series “Game of Thrones”.

It is good to see that in real life Emilia Clarke is just as eager to show off her tits as her character is on “Game of Thrones”. For Emilia is much more attractive with her natural brunette hair, so much so in fact that I could not resist allowing her to temporarily join my harem after seeing this topless pic.

Emilia Clarke facial

As you can see in the photo above, I wasted no time in covering Emilia Clarke’s face with my precum. If she continues to serve me well, I may just blast her entire face with by baby batter. A real treat for Emilia, for not only is a facial from a Muslim man like myself a tremendous honor, but it is also a powerful exfoliant as the coarse acidic nature of our semen has been known to strip away quite a few layers of skin leaving the recipient with a fresh-faced youthful appearance.

Ariana Grande swallow

It looks as though Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande is showing just how much she enjoys swallowing a steamy load of man milk in the photo above.

Of course gobbling down spunk is the national pastime in the US of A (and only slightly gayer than baseball), as American women and men (especially the men) enjoy nothing more than to suck down as much hot ball juice as they can.

Yes Ariana Grande is proving that she is a real all-American girl by lapping up some semen in the photo above. Now if it belonged to a black guy, and she washed it down with some crystal meth she’d probably be crowned Ms America.

Miranda Cosgrove facial

Nickelodeon star Miranada Cosgrove appears to have proudly tweeted this cum shot facial picture.

Posting these sorts of cum shot facial pics on social media is a growing trend among the youth in the degenerate infidel West, as each tries to one up the other by posting the biggest thickest load dripping down their face.

Of course a whore like Miranda Cosgrove would be at the forefront of this trend, as she is a role model to millions of young girls. Unfortunately Miranda is setting a horrible example as this load is pathetically small. If Miranda wants to do this right she needs a facial from a Muslim’s meat hose. It will make her look like she just defeated the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man at the end of Ghostbusters.

Jennifer Lawrence facial

It appears as though after getting her worn out lady holes pounded Jennifer Lawrence likes the guy to finish on her face.

The fact that Jennifer Lawrence likes facials after sex should come as no surprise, because to make it as an actress in heathen Hollywood one must enjoy all manner of degradation.

Of course us pious Muslim men only fornicate with women reluctantly for the sole purpose of procreation, so we always finish inside the vagina. Besides if we were to give a woman like Jennifer Lawrence a facial she’d almost certainly drown from the vast stream of potent man seed we’d shoot forth.

Kristen Stewart facial

The above photo was reportedly taken from Kristen Stewart’s cell phone, and appears to show the “Twilight” star getting the business end of a facial.

Based on the piddly amount and watery texture of the ejaculate the pathetically tiny penis pressed against Kristen Stewart’s cheek almost certainly belongs to a Zionist movie producer. Obviously Kristen Stewart is auditioning for yet another leading lady role in which her patented expressionless underbite acting style will once again captivate the infidel movie going audiences.

If only Kristen Stewart had as much passion for acting as she does for facials her films would be semi-watchable.