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50-Year-Old Justin Bieber’s Facebook Profile

Durka Durka — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 14:00:43 +0000

Justin Bieber, the name conjures up thoughts of horrible singing and deviant homosexual behavior, but one man is trying to change all that. He is 50-year-old Justin “John” Bieber from Ohio.

As you can see in the screenshot from his profile above, Justin “John” Bieber lets the crazed hoards of young Justin Bieber’s lesbian teen fans know what is what, by telling them very eloquently to “fuck off”.

Obviously this man needs to be supported in his efforts to win back the name of Justin Bieber. Already a Facebook fan page has been started for him. With enough exposure hopefully one day when people hear the name Justin Bieber they will think of an old guy from Ohio who likes to bang prostitutes.

Miss USA 2011 Slutty Facebook Pics

Durka Durka — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:31:44 +0000

Miss California Alyssa Campanella was just crowned Miss USA 2011, and not surprisingly it turns out she is a huge slut.

As you can see in the pictures below taken from Alyssa’s Facebook, she enjoys shamelessly flaunting her body and simulating sex acts on food products. No doubt all that practice on food paid off handsomely during her interview with the Miss USA judges.

Of course as a wanton harlot, Alyssa is representative of the typical American woman. If she was just 600lbs heavier, dating a “thug”, and addicted to drugs she would be perfect.

‘Everybody Draw Mohammed Day’ Must Be Stopped

Jimmy Jihad — Thu, 20 May 2010 18:50:00 +0000

For those of you who don’t know, today has been declared “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day” by the Zionist-Crusader alliance known as Facebooks. While I often find myself outraged by the actions of the infidels, today I am outraged more than I have ever been outraged before in all my years of outrageousness!

The idea that somewhere in the world there is some smart-ass little Jew drawing pictures of the Prophet is just too much for me to bear! I am literally overcome with rage. I feel like I could just explode, preferably on a public bus driving through a market filled with school children.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m all for free speech. However, if I perceive that said speech contradicts or insults Islam in any way, shape or form, it must be silenced immediately and the perpetrator should be punished to the full extent of the law. Of course, this is provided that the law will execute him for such a thing. Otherwise, the law is unjust and should be ignored altogether and replaced with Sharia Law.

At any rate, visit Facebooks now and voice your outrage against this blasphemous day! Allahu Akbar!

Justin Bieber’s Lover Facebook Profile

Durka Durka — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 23:12:28 +0000

We here at Celeb Jihad have just learned that this is the Facebook profile of Justin Bieber’s lover.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

Not to be a hater, but have you ever seen someone so hideous? I mean they look like a degenerate AIDS ridden crackhead. I would of expected someone as famous as Justin Bieber to do MUCH better than that.

Granted they do look like they put out, but not in the sexy way, more like in the I suck random guys off in gas station bathrooms way.

We can only hope Justin Bieber comes to his senses and stops crushing on this disgusting beast before he contracts something.

Jon Gosselin’s Girlfriend Hailey Glassman Facebook Pictures

Durka Durka — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:50:29 +0000

Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend Hailey Glassman is going to make a great new mommy for his 8 small children. Just look at these pictures from Hailey’s Facebook.

Hailey knows the importance of making friends.

Hailey has a strong connection with nature.

Hailey is always there to help those in need.