One word comes to mind when I see this pic of Larry King… SEX.

Just look at this mofo. He’s got the sunken cheek bones and liver spots that drives the ladies wild. Some people are just genetically blessed I guess.

Larry’s lips are all chapped and covered in Vaseline. Probably from kissing all those sexy ladies he’s banging. He’s got that old man stubble too, just to let every know, “Hey I know I look good. I don’t even have to shave.”

And don’t even get me started on that eye patch. How badass is that? Ladies love a bad boy and there are no bigger bad boys then pirates! Larry King is like a sex pirate, sailing the 7 seas of love, interviewing vaginas and plundering booty.

Some guys just have all the luck.