OMG, Twilight fans! Have we got a treat for you. There’s a band new clip from Eclipse, and we have the exclusive video.
In the new scene, the Volturi, a group of homosexual emo kids, are stranded at a parking garage when their parents forget to pick them up from a Death Cab for Cuttie concert. While the group hatches a plot to sell their bodies for cash in order to pay for the bus ride home, a group of Seattle’s fabled “white homeless” begin to riot when they are informed that their food stamps will no longer be accepted at Starbuks. Pretty exciting stuff.
The best part of the clip is Dakota Fanning. She plays Jane, a vampire who was injured as a child and lost the ability to act. Enjoy!
CelebJihad has just received these exclusive Twilight New Moon promotional photos, and we could not wait to share them with our fellow “Twihards”. Since no one has seen the movie yet, and I am probably the biggest Twihard in the world I will be providing captions for each photo describing what is going on in the scene pictured.
Angry that her Dad missed her ballet recital when she was 7, Bella seeks out the town’s black man and his “low hanging fruit” for comfort.
In the movie’s only scat scene. Edward smears feces on Bella’s face.
Bella is badly injured after trying to redecorate a gay man’s condo.
The cast relaxing before the movie’s big orgy scene.
After a night of drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Bella gives Jacob a handjob in his truck.
Bella farts in a crowded movie theater.
Bella about to be gang banged by a group of shirtless Mexicans.
Jacob flirts with Bella to make his crush Edward jealous.
Bella’s friend explains to her the joys of anal love making.
Bella’s dad gives her a picture of his balls and a 1st edition copy of the classic novel “Lolita” for her sweet 16th birthday.
Megan Fox has posed topless for the cover of Narwhal Quarterly. The magazine won’t hit newsstands until October 15th, but CelebJihad.com has obtained this exclusive first look at Megan’s candid topless shots! Stay tuned to CelebJihad.com for more on this breaking story as it develops.
