Eva Mendes and her nipple were out last night promoting some movie they are in.

When are women going to learn that the only way to avoid these nip slips is to dress like a lady by wearing a full burka? Now that Eva Mendes’ nipple has been shown to the world she is branded a whore and no man will ever marry her. She should do the honorable thing and take her own life.

I feel it is my obligation as a man of Allah to post every celebrity nip slip, so they can be exposed as harlots, even if the actress whose nip has slipped is a possible Mexican with wonky tits.