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Eva Longoria Archives - Celeb Jihad

Eva Longoria bikini



Border control took these photos of elderly Mexican whore Eva Longoria sneaking her sagging old lady ass over the US border while in a bikini.


Of course it is the current Democratic administrations policy to welcome all degenerates from the gutter countries in the south into the US, to finally realize the liberal dream of turning the United States into a mongrel welfare state.


Yes looking at these Eva Longoria bikini photos is like looking into the near future. Soon the US of A will be completely filled with these stumpy potbellied whores, and they will wander back and forth between the welfare office and the hospital where they will use their Obamacare to shit out future felons.

 

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Eva Longoria spandex



Eva Longoria shows off her tight old ass in spandex pants in the photos below.


As a 38-year-old Mexican woman Eva Longoria is quite the anomaly, as she hasn’t birthed dozens of welfare recipients and her ass isn’t as wide as the Rio Grande.


Perhaps the infidel scientists should study Eva Longoria, and try to figure out how despite being Mexican she has managed to not be a drain on society. Us Muslims on the other hand will study these Eva Longoria spandex ass pics, and try to determine how many rocks we should bounce off her noggin.

 

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Degenerate old bag Eva Longoria lifts up her dress to show her bare vagina at the Cannes Film Festival in France in the photo above.


Of course the most shocking thing about this vagina flash is that Eva Longoria appears to have a tampon string hanging out of her decrepit stinky Mexican baby cave.


Eva Longoria’s fertile years are long past, so the tampon must be there to keep her uterus from falling out. After years of being a mudshark basketball groupie, Eva Longoria’s lady junk appears to have been permanently ripped open.

Eva Longoria nip slip


It is with a heavy heart and a nauseous stomach that we post this photo of slutty old Mexican Eva Longoria exposing her disgusting nipple at the Golden Globes.


It is important to document every heathen celebrity act of depravity (even something as vile as an Eva Longoria nip slip), so that when Sharia law is instituted in America the proper charges can be brought up against these harlots.


Though Eva Longoria slipping her nipple is a heinous crime, we must remember that one day soon she will meet the full force of Allah’s justice, and on that glorious day having nipples that look like chewed up pieces of gum will be the least of her problems.

2012 has been another banner year for degenerate celebrity depravity. As proof, below are the top 25 celebrity butt photos taken in the year 2012. One can only hope that next year’s list will feature less bikinis and more burkas.

 

#25 Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Kristen Stewart Naked Photo Leaked

Kristen Stewart Taking Her Panties Off

Kristen Stewart & Emma Watson Caught Scissoring
Kristen Stewart butt


 

#24 Eva Longoria
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2012 Notable Stories:
Eva Longoria Naked In Bed

Eva Longoria Shows Off Her Butt In A Bikini

Keira, Alyson, Michelle, Jessica, & Eva At Topless Sex Party
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#23 Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Olivia Wilde Lesbian Sex Pic Leaked

Olivia Wilde Stripper Video And Pics

Olivia Wilde Naked On A Couch
Olivia Wilde butt


 

#22 Nina Dobrev
Nina Dobrev

 


2012 Notable Stories:


No stories for 2012, so we must double our efforts in finding dirt on this blatant celebrity whore.

Nina Dobrev butt


 

#21 Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Mila Kunis Photographed Having Sex With Ashton

Mila Kunis Named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

Mila Kunis Dirty Car Pics
Mila Kunis butt


 

#20 Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Jennifer Lawrence Looking Fat In A Bikini

Jennifer Lawrence Naked Pic For “The Hunger Games”

Jennifer Lawrence Naked With A Vibrator
Jennifer Lawrence butt


 

#19 Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Jessica Alba Wears Completely See Through Bikini

Jessica Alba Doggy Style Sex Pic

Jessica Alba Sex Tape Video
Jessica Alba butt


 

#18 Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Scarlett Johansson Sex Tape Video

Scarlett Johansson Does New Naked Photo

Scarlett Johansson Asked To Sign Semen Stained Pic
Scarlett Johansson butt


 

#17 Rihanna
Rihanna

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Rihanna Poses Topless For Album Cover

Rihanna Gets Naked For GQ Magazine

Rihanna Shows Her Tits In Mesh Top
Rihanna butt


 

#16 Rachel Bilson
Rachel Bilson

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Rachel Bilson Old Lady In A Bikini Pics

Rachel Bilson Private Pic Cleavage
Rachel Bilson butt


 

#15 Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Paris Hilton’s Triumphant Return To The Spotlight

Paris Hilton Caught In Bed With Lil Wayne
Paris Hilton butt


 

#14 Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Kristen Bell Spreads Her Legs In Naked Pic

Kristen Bell Lesbian Sex With Kristen Stewart

Hayden Panettiere & Kristen Bell Share A Man
Kristen Bell butt


 

#13 Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Selena Gomez Self Shot Topless Pic Leaked

Selena Gomez Gives A Handjob Video

Selena Gomez Gets Naked To Show Off Her Tan
Selena Gomez butt


 

#12 Katy Perry
Katy Perry

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Katy Perry Bikini Camel Toe

Katy Perry Smiling Nude Pic

Leaked Pic Of Katy Perry Having Sex
Katy Perry butt


 

#11 Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Vag In Concert

Miley Cyrus No Panties Upskirt Pic

Miley Cyrus Spread Naked On A Bed
Miley Cyrus butt


 

#10 Ireland Baldwin
Ireland Baldwin

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Ireland Baldwin Thong Bikini Pics
Ireland Baldwin butt


 

#9 Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Kim Kardashian Wears See Through Skirt No Panties

Kim Kardashian Slutty Lingerie Pics

Kanye West Tweets Nude Kim Kardashian Pic
Kim Kardashian butt


 

#8 Leighton Meester
Leighton Meester

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Leighton Meester Thong Bikini Pics
Leighton Meester butt


 

#7 Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Victoria Justice & Ariana Grande Weird Sex Act

Victoria Justice Banged By Muhammad’s Ghost

Victoria Justice Topless In Jeans
Victoria Justice butt


 

#6 Hayden Panettiere
Hayden Panettiere

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Hayden Panettiere Sex Tape Video

Hayden Panettiere Classy Nude Photo

Hayden Panettiere Photographed Undressing
Hayden Panettiere butt


 

#5 Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Hudgens

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Vanessa Hudgens Is A Stripper Now

Vanessa Hudgens Gets A Facial

New Vanessa Hudgens Naked Picture Leaked
Vanessa Hudgens butt


 

#4 Ashley Tisdale
Ashley Tisdale

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Ashley Tisdale Thong Bikini Pic
Ashley Tisdale butt


 

#3 Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Jessica Biel Shows Off Her Butt In The Ocean
Jessica Biel butt


 

#2 Sofia Vergara
Sofia Vergara

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Sofia Vergara Caught Flaunting Her Cleavage

Sofia Vergara Deepthroats A Banana

Sofia Vergara Shows Her Nipples In GQ Mexico
Sofia Vergara butt


 

#1 Shakira
Shakira

 


2012 Notable Stories:
Shakira Flaunts Her Breasts On Video

Shakira Upskirt Vagina Slip

Shakira Thong Bikini Pics
Shakira butt


 

Eva Longoria GQ



Mexican Eva Longoria is 37-years-old, which makes her 102-years-old in human years.


In a last ditch desperate attempt to ensnare a man before her dried up uterus prolapses out of her withered husk of a vagina, Eva Longoria poses seductively for the pictures below from GQ magazine.


GQ must now stand for “Geriatrics Quarterly” if they are running pictures of an old Mexican whore like Eva Longoria. One can only hope that if Eva Longoria continues to attempt striking “sexy” poses for pics like these, she’ll eventually break her hip and have to be put down.

 

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