Nerd masturbation fodder Olivia Munn attempts being sexy in the new issue of Esquire magazine.

With her plain Jane looks and completely unremarkable body, Olivia Munn has to resort to not so subtle sexual innuendos like licking lollipops, showing her hard nipples, and using squirt guns in a desperate attempt to elicit some sex appeal in the photos below.

Unfortunately for Olivia Munn she fails epically at being sexy. The best thing for Olivia to do would be to wear the burka. She still wouldn’t be sexy, but at least she’d greatly reduce her chances of getting her skull caved in by us righteous Muslim men.

“Community” and “Mad Men” star Alison Brie poses for the slutty pictures below in Esquire magazine.

The timing of the release of these photos is suspect as Alison Brie is a known Jew and Mossad agent. Obviously by showing her flat ass and pale saggy boobs Alison hopes to steal the spotlight from Islam’s great victory at the Boston marathon bombing yesterday.

Alison Brie will learn that no matter how slutty her pictures are she will never reflect the glory from Islam’s great achievement, and the infidels will continue to cower and tremble at the threat of our Muslim wrath.

Megan Fox poses in the slutty pics below for the new issue of Esquire magazine.

It appears as though Megan Fox not only had some of her white trash tattoos removed, but her face has once again morphed in shape (see here).

For someone who gets as much plastic surgery as Megan Fox does, you’d think she would get her deformed thumbs fixed. Us Muslims would consider using Megan as an oral only concubine, but not if when she sticks her thumb in our anus it is going to feel like it belongs to a blind carpenter.

Hayden Panettiere tries to sell herself to us virile Muslim men with these bikini pictures in Esquire.

Hayden Panettiere understands that her past as a degenerate infidel excludes her from ever having the honor of being a Muslim’s wife, but all hope is not lost as she can still receive the unimaginable pleasure of serving as a Muslim’s concubine.

To entice bidders for her services, Hayden Panettiere poses in the bikini pictures below which showcase her stout body, and hilarious anti-Semitic tattoos. These pictures are sure to garner Hayden many dinars at the next Damascus slave auction.

The rag magazine Esquire has named actress Mila Kunis the “Sexiest Woman Alive”.

If the homoqueers at Esquire actually had a taste for women they would have chosen to honor a Muslim like Miley Cyrus or the stunning Chaz Bono instead of this skinny commie Jew.

As you can see in the photos below, Mila Kunis is not even remotely sexy by Muslim standards as she lacks any visible body hair, and her weak emaciated frame would not last a day out working in the fields.

Actress and old whore Cameron Diaz attempts being sexy in these new photos for Esquire magazine.

Infidel grandmas like Cameron Diaz insist on prostituting their revolting decrepit bodies, so that they can delude themselves into thinking they are still young and desirable.

Unfortunately for Cameron Diaz she is more likely to break a hip or prolapse her uterus squatting down and spreading her legs like this, then she is to give a pious Muslim man an erection.

Esquire magazine sunk to a new low when it allowed the degenerate pop star known as Rihanna to show her ass in its latest issue.

What kind of readers is Esquire trying to attract with the shamelessly slutty Rihanna pics below? Are they looking to start advertising AIDS medications, grape drink, and crack houses?

Yes all publications should think before they run slutty photos of Rihanna less they attract the wrong element. Thank Allah this holy Muslim site has a special filter to keep women, Jews, and other infidel undesirables out, or posting these Rihanna pics may have caused us problems.