Selena Gomez is turning 20 in July, and that means that in Mexican years Selena is about to be in the 35-40 year old range.

That is why it is not surprising to see that Selena’s tits have already begone to sag and move apart, in the bosomy picture above from Elle magazine.

Yes Selena Gomez’s rapid Mexican aging is already rearing its ugly head. In the coming months we can expect her boobs to continue to sag settling somewhere around her hips, and by this time next year I wouldn’t be at all surprised if she suffers a uterine prolapse (Google it) due to her advanced age.

Olivia Wilde is back to sticking her tight ass up in the air, but this time it isn’t for Hollywood casting directors but rather for the good folks at Elle Magazine.

Olivia Wilde, who is best known as the hot chick on the hit Fox TV show “House”, continues her quest to steal the souls of men with her eyes and firm bottom. She is just about sexy enough for any man to be able to resist renouncing a loving God and accepting her as their lord and master. By Allah’s beard I personally have questioned my Jihad against all celebrities after seeing Olivia’s taut frame.

Olivia Wilde is a seductresses of the highest order. Thankfully I have the Qur’an and its level 5000 defense to ward her off with. If you do not have a similar defense I highly recommend skipping these pics of Olivia below less you become a minion of Satan or even worse a Jew!

Emma Watson posed for these pictures in the Russian version of Elle Magazine.

It is bad enough that Emma mocks the greatness of Allah by promoting witchcraft in her Harry Potter movies, but then she goes and poses for Russian Elle instead of Saudi Arabian Elle. Frankly, I’m not surprised. Of course a Satanist like Emma would enjoy flaunting her wares to the godless commies.

Russia is a country full of heathens and whores, so it is no wonder they don’t have the moral fortitude to stone Emma Watson to death for posing provocatively in this white dress.

Lindsay “Fire Crotch” Lohan is suspected of stealing $500,000 worth of jewels from an Elle photo shoot.

At the shoot for “Elle” magazine in London, the actress posed with a “Dior” diamond necklace – but allegedly walked off without giving it back.

In a unrelated story, Lindsay Lohan recently purchased $500,000 worth of blow and nasty dyke pussy.