Justin Bieber has just hit a new level of arrogance. As you can clearly see in the picture above Justin Bieber believes he has the power to raise the dead.
According to scribblings on a bathroom wall, Justin Bieber was walking through a hospital digging around in the trash cans looking for discarded prescription pills when a badly burned firefighter was wheeled into the ER. Justin Bieber laughed maniacally at what he referred to as “the irony yo” of a firefighter getting burnt by fire.
When the firefighter flat lined Justin rushed into the room and shoved the doctors out of the way, reportedly saying, “watch how it is done b*tches”. He then proceeded to grab his crotch and dance around the corpse as he song his hit song “Baby”. Justin then said, “In the name of Bieber I command this body to live again!” and waved his arms around.
However, when the firefighter failed to return from the afterlife at Justin Bieber’s command, the singer reportedly became infuriated calling the corpse a “punk b*tch”. He then stormed off in a tizzy, screaming through the halls that “no one makes the Bieber look like a fool and gets away with it”.
An hour later the hospital caught fire and burnt to the ground. The police suspect arson.
Wow leave it to an egomaniac like Demi Lovato to go on a narcissistic rant about how great she is, and how she thinks her fans are fat. In a recent interview Demi Lovato was quoted as saying,
“I want to be able to help other girls come into their own with a strong confidence in their skin, their size, who they are and everything about themselves.”
How presumptuous of Demi to think that a few words from her can trump the time honored tradition of teenage insecurity. Allah made teens awkward and pot marked for a reason, and Demi Lovato thinks she can just snap her fingers and change all that.
Also what does Demi mean by “their size”. I think it is pretty clear that she is hinting that she thinks her fans are fat. How gracious of her to point that out ,and then tell them that she is going to help them feel confident about being porkers.
However, Demi Lovato was not done there, her hubris continued to show as she spouted off absurd statements like,
“I’m learning and dealing with experiences that all teenagers go through”
Oh really Demi? You think the typical teenager is trying to decide whether their next car should be a BMW or an Audi, or if they should summer in the south of France or the Caribbean this year? The nerve of this girl!
Demi’s arrogance continued when she admits she is a terrible person, but that she should be a role model regardless,
“There are ways to be role models without claiming to be perfect… The way I want to be a role model is not by not making mistakes.”
What the hell kind of role model makes mistakes? Has western society fallen to the point were mediocrity is the new role model? I thank Allah every day that I come from a civilized place that still values great individuals. My children only look up to infallible figures, and who knows maybe one day they’ll grow up to be the next Ayman Al-Zawahiri, Fahd Al-Quso, or dare I dream Osama Bin Laden.
