Hey fellow Twihards check out this exclusive screen shot from the new Twilight movie “Eclipse”.
I am so pumped to see this movie that my nipples could cut glass right now. This screen shot depicts my favorite part from the Eclipse book. It is when the daywalker Blade comes and takes Edward’s head clean off with his sword.
I wonder if they will show the full scene were Blade then gets Bella to blow him behind the old oak tree before he snaps her neck for being a filthy vampire f*cker. I think they should because that scene is an integral part of the story, and helps explain why Bella rises from the dead and sets fire to the town’s only KFC.
Wow fellow Twihards take a look at this new trailer I just found for Twilight Eclipse! This movie looks soooo good. I am going to have cut myself later to relieve the tension from having to wait for the release of Twilight Eclipse.
Edward looks so sexy in this trailer. Of course Jacob does too. OMG yum those abs makes it tickle in my special place. If Twilight Eclipse is half as good as this trailer makes it look I’ll probably just end up killing myself at the end of the movie because nothing in my life after will ever come close to how awesome it is, and the fact that I will never experience such ecstasy again would surely drive me into a deep depression to which I’d never emerge. I can not wait!!!
Without further ado here is the new trailer for Twilight Eclipse.
CelebJihad has just received these exclusive Twilight Eclipse promotional photos, and we could not wait to share them with our fellow “Twihards”. Since no one has seen the movie yet, and I am probably the biggest Twihard in the world I will be providing captions for each photo describing what is going on in the scene pictured.
Edward and his friends practice backyard wrestling with the hope of one day making it big in the WWE.
Edward hesitates when going for 2nd base with Bella because he is afraid that Jacob’s wolf pack may have run a train on her and she may give him vampire AIDS
Luckily for Edward an awkward situation is avoided when he nuts in his pants before they can go any further.
Edward’s Uncle Lenny, who was spying on the young couple while masturbating in the closet, looks on with disapproval at his nephew’s piss poor sexual performance.
A new girl moves to town with her bad ass biker boyfriend, and the bodies of pasty teenagers start turning up in various dumpsters.
Bella and Edward get cast to shoot a commercial for a feminine hygiene product in the town’s flower patch.
In the commercial’s closing scene Bella tells Edward that if he is good he can have her tampon for dinner when she is done with it.
The Twilight gang tackles addiction as their longtime friend Moses gets hooked on eating meth.
In the films climax Edward finds out he has an autistic brother who he takes on a road trip to Vegas to count cards at the blackjack tables.
