A photo of former Vice Presidential candidate and Alaskan governor Sarah Palin flashing her tits while drunk at a Republican fundraiser has just leaked to the Web.
With the right-wing desperate to put the party back in the image of the Republican party, this Sarah Palin topless photo couldn’t have come at a better time.
The American populace needs to know that whoever is in charge will continue to support all their abortions and gay sex. With party girl Sarah Palin leading the charge the new Republican party can now show the American people that they are just as depraved as the Democrats and finally regain power.
19-year-old Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice promotes underage drinking by giving a thumbs up while holding a beer in the photo above.
To make matters worse Victoria Justice appears to have forgotten to wipe off the semen mustache from all the intoxicated blowjobs she was giving.
With this picture Victoria Justice is telling her dim-witted fans that it is cool to be a slutty drunk, just in case they didn’t learn that long ago from their drug addicted single mothers. America is a horrible place.
Less than one week before the so-called “wedding of the century” between Prince William of Wales and his long time concubine Kate Middleton, a shocking video of Kate Middleton’s bachelorette party has surfaced online that will surely shake the very foundations of the British monarchy.
I was doing my extensive nightly research into the behaviors of the Western infidel whores, when I stumbled upon the shocking video below of what appears to be Kate Middleton the future queen and her friends blowing a male stripper at her bachelorette party.
Before viewing this video please proceed with caution as it features extreme acts of infidel sluttery.
Kate Middleton has left the English royal family with no choice. They must now save themselves the shame of having yet another whore marry into the family by sending Kate on a high speed car chase through the streets of Paris. Allahu Akbar!
It has been a tough couple of months for Christina Aguilera. First she got divorced, then she embarrassed herself by butchering the national anthem at the Super Bowl, and then she was arrested for public intoxication for stumbling down the street drunk.
Well Christina decided to get away from it all and take in her good friend, designer Mark Faggiono’s fashion show in Milan yesterday. Mark even surprised Christina by offering to let her walk down the runway in one of his latest designs. As you can see in the gif below Christina took him up on his offer.
All things considered I think she did pretty well. It definitely was an improvement over her Super Bowl performance.
Everyone needs to cut loose every once in a while, and if I had the type of decade that Jessica Simpson had, there’s a decent chance I would be in a VIP room with a needle in my arm and a handle of vodka trying to figure out what the hell has become of my life.
Sooooo, it’s hard to fault her for getting a little (read: insanely) tipsy during a night out for sushi. Maybe she just ate some bad blowfish or something. Or maybe she drank an entire box of sake because their server’s name was Nick. Whatever.
Today she’s probably lying in bed with an ice pack on her head, wondering what became of her country music career and if they’re really gonna do that Dukes of Hazard sequel. Which will cause her to drink again. It’s a vicious cycle. I have a bad feeling that when Jessica drinks, there is a two-in-three chance that she will call her new fiance either Tony or Nick. The only way it will get better is if he changes his name to one of those two.
We have just received exclusive video of what appears to be Taylor Swift drunk on stage at one of her concerts.
I’ve never been around drunk girls myself, but according to the TV shows I’ve seen, drunk girls act exactly like Taylor Swift in the video below. They run around in short dresses screaming and singing horribly, then they fall down.
After the drunk girl falls down she usually draws the attention of a frat guy who pretends to be a nice guy by helping her up, but then he later forces himself on her. I don’t know if that happened to Taylor Swift because the video cuts off, but I think it is safe to assume that it probably did!
Taylor Swift needs to face her addiction to alcohol, because stumbling around on stage like this is unacceptable. She should channel her addictive impulses to praying to Allah. Taking a shot of Islam and cracking open an ice cold Qur’an is much better for you than alcohol (however it should also be avoided if pregnant).
Here is the video of Taylor Swift drunk on stage.
