Aaron Carter, the younger brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, has admitted to OK magazine that Michael Jackson gave him coke and alcohol when he was a child saying,
“He gave me wine. I mean, I could have refused, but I was 15. He gave me cocaine. I felt weird about that and other stuff… We spoke afterwards, hours and hours, on the phone. I admired Michael, but his behavior bothered me a lot.”
Aaron does not go as far as to admit that Michael Jackson sexually abused him, but I think it is safe to assume you don’t waste good coke on a kid if you aren’t at least going to tongue his hairless ball sack. However, Aaron did go on to strongly suggest that his relationship with Michael Jackson was sexual saying,
“I did things with him that nobody else did… But I was also troubled about what he did to me.”
One can only speculate what these “things” that “nobody else did” are that Aaron is referring to, but more than likely they ended with Michael Jackson’s deformed dick stuffed inside Aaron’s boy hole.
Puppet of the Zionist infidels Miley Cyrus just released a possibly drug induced attack video against CelebJihad and “the paparazzi”, who she claims makes up rumors about her.
In the video below Miley Cyrus appears dazed and her pupils are dilated as she goes on a nearly 9 minute rant which starts off with references to her love for bestiality. Miley then babbles on about random subjects like her run in with police and how California is a great “city”. Finally Miley questions our journalistic integrity and demands to know the “sources” for our various stories about her.
This Miley Cyrus video is a fascinating expose into the mind of a sick celebrity sociopath. Fellow celeb jihadists we must study this video, so we can try to understand the twisted psychology of the infidel celebrity. If we can find a way to get through to these celebrities we may be able to use them against their Zionist masters, and bring about the final victory of Islam over the degenerate West.
Here is the Miley Cyrus attack video. Be warned some of you may find it quite disturbing.
Barring an act of Allah or a presidential pardon, Lindsay Lohan is headed for prison. While the “big house” is no place for a lovely young girl like Lindsay, the following tips will help her get through unscathed (and unshived).
1. Prison blow is weak. Make sure to pack your orifices tight with that sweet pure Bogota white before you’re incarcerated.2. On your first day in prison, find the biggest, baddest girl in the place and eat her out. That will teach the other inmates not to f*ck with you.
3. Prison is a lot like Freaky Friday in the sense that you’ll spend a lot of time with women like Jaimie Lee Curtis inside you.
4. Fighting boredom is key. Keep yourself busy by lifting weights or learning to read.
5. When in the shower, be sure not to drop your exfoliator or shea butter hair mask. Prison shower floors are filthy!
6. If a prison guard comes on to you, it’s best to do what he wants. You never know, he could have a cousin who is a bouncer at a hot club, or something.
7. If someone comes after you, fall back on your acting chops. While using your expert British accent, explain to your attacker that you’re actually “Lindsay’s long-lost twin sister from England.”
8. Although only one letter apart, the words “snatch” and “snitch” have very different meanings in the Pen. One will save your life, and the other will get you killed.9. In prison, Herbie the Love Bug isn’t a cute Disney character, but rather the nickname for an aggressive strain of crabs that can survive an entire can of Raid.
10. If someone yells “Cut!” in prison, it’s not the end of the scene, but rather the beginning of the action. Act accordingly.
11. Upon your release, adjusting to life on the outside may prove difficult. I recommend a strict regiment of alcohol and prescription drugs to help you cope.
Joe Jonas was photographed handing a large black man money as he reaches into his pocket to produce something. What possible reason could Joe Jonas have for breaking the Jonas Brother oath of racial purity and interacting with a black man?
Was he contributing to the man’s college fund? Doubtful. Was he investing in the man’s sun glass kiosk at the mall? Not likely. Was he purchasing crack rock to smoke with his bottom bitch Tosha in the alley behind a Taco Bell. Probably!
Frankly, would anyone be surprised if Joe Jonas turned to drugs? It can not be easy for him being constantly referred to as “the ugly one”. Imagine having to grow up in the shadow of your big brother Kevin’s devastatingly handsome receding hair line Jew fro, pear shaped body, and lily white skin.
Joe Jonas may be entering a downward spiral of drugs, despair, and handjobs and I don’t think anyone can save him now. Let us hope he survives rock bottom and can battle his demons the right way.
Always the trend setter, Lindsay Lohan created quite the buzz last night with a postmodern cry for help. Lindsay tweeted a picture of herself holding a gun to her smiling mouth, putting a playful ironic twist on her a desperate plea.
“She could have gone the traditional route and went to a rehab center or a psych ward, but that’s been done to death,” said art critic Lamar DeBold. “What Lindsay did was turn your traditional suicide threat on its head by seamlessly merging performance art with the lowest depths of hopelessness and despair.”
DeBold claims that by adding elements such as the Polaroid frame and the sexy black dress, Lohan was commenting on how her sex symbol status and constant run-ins with the paparazzi are factors in her inevitable overdose and, or suicide.
“With that ironic little smirk, Lindsay is saying that she knows that we know she is actually going to blow her drug-addled brains out someday soon.”
Added DeBold, “I haven’t been this impressed since Heath Ledger went 90′s kitsch by overdosing at the “Full House” girl’s apartment.
Just when I think I’ve seen it all, Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron take it to a new low. The two were photographed smoking PCP at Coachella, a pagan music festival which is little more than a celebrity drug orgy.
As the picture above clearly demonstrates, Zac and Vanessa are taking a new form of PCP known as “bubbles,” named after the large transparent orbs of smoke that form upon exhaling. Just moments after this photo was taken, Zac became enraged and began punching anyone within reach while Vanessa became almost catatonic, weeping silently while sitting in a puddle of her own urine.
Zac and Vanessa make me sick. They have to understand that they are role models and that this sort of behavior will be emulated by millions of children around the world. Before you know it, kids everywhere will be high on bubbles. Parents will watch in horror as their little ones transform into delinquents before their very eyes, rejecting Islam, roaming the streets beating homeless people to death and lighting the elderly on fire.
Actress Brittany Murphy the star of such movies as “Clueless” and “8 Mile” died today at the age of 32.
Brittany Murphy’s mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from her Los Angeles home. When paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and immediately administered CPR. Brittany Murphy was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she was pronounced dead on arrival. Her time of death was listed as 10:04 AM.
Many are already beginning to speculate that drugs lead to Brittany Murphy’s death. However, when pressed for a cause of death Los Angeles County coroner Manuel Perez creepily responded “I’ll never tell” to pay homage to Brittany’s role in the hit movie “Don’t Say A Word”.
