Illegal immigrant Selena Gomez thought it would be a real “hoot” to mock Islam at the Billboard Music Awards by wearing a modified burka that revealed a revolting amount of bare skin.

Just look how Selena Gomez brazenly mocks Allah with her tattered burka. It is as if she has no regard at all for Sharia law!

After seeing these pictures of Selena Gomez in a revealing black burka I think it is clear a Fatwa must be issued against this heathen strumpet. The tables of justice must be set right for this insult against Islam, and Selena Gomez must be punished. Allahu Akbar!

Just days now before “the wedding of the century” between Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton of a trailer park outside of Essex, a picture of Kate’s wedding dress has been leaked to the Internet.

As you can see in the photo below, Kate Middleton’s wedding dress is definitely in keeping with her personal style and her working class upbringing.

The dress was designed by Fabio Pumpritzo, who is best known as the official designer of Miss Tranny UK 2010. According to Fabio, “This dress is an elegant polyester and cotton blend. It features over 20,000 sequins all made from real plastic to ensure quality.”

This is certainly shaping up to be a fairy tale wedding for the ages!

Straight of fthe runways of Islamabad and onto the shores of the US, the latest middle-eastern fashions are here to stay, folks!

Vanessa Hudgens quickly scooped up this feisty little piece that, when translated from Arabic to English means “dead animal carcass to rest on child’s shoulders to prolong life.” Sound sexy? It is!

Stylists are literally camped out at the Port of Newark to get first crack at the other fashions that are hitting this country. Other must-have pieces for winter and spring collections include “ladies headwear to deflect stones” and “single shoe.” Something tells me it’s just a matter of time before we see Jake Gyllenahaal limping around Sunset Plaza in “single shoe.”

For so many years, the culture and fashion of the United States have been imposed on other countries, it’s nice that finally the tides have turned and that some foreign practices have started to influence America.

Allah willing, this is just the beginning. This time next year we will be celebrating the revocation of all women’s drivers licenses. But don’t worry about getting around ladies, for you’ll be looking fabulous strutting around in “single shoe!”

Look at Emma Watson in this see through top and feathers. What was she thinking?

Ever since Emma Watson cut her hair she has looked like a bird. Why would she further invite the comparison by wearing feathers? Are birds some sort of sick Brown University lesbo fetish? Knowing how corrupt that university’s study body is, I say the answer is resounding yes.

I can just see it now, Emma Watson and her fellow coeds having weird bird sex parties were Emma simulates laying eggs and pecking at bits of corn to the delight of the heathen lesboqueers in attendance.

May Allah protect us from bird woman Emma Watson and her sick lesbo fetishes. Allahu Akbar!

Wow Rachel Bilson is really hitting rock bottom. After failing to secure a husband when her engagement to actor Hayden Christensen fell through, Rachel has been left to fend for herself.

Women lack the brains and fortitude to survive in the real world, so it should come as no surprise that Rachel Bilson is struggling mightily as is evident by her wearing this ill-fitting dress to an event. The dress, which Rachel Bilson probably sewed herself from an old soiled carpet she found behind a Salvation Army, kept slipping off her severely malnourished frame.

Notice how in all of the pictures below her right strap has fallen off her shoulder. Rachel is just lucky this poorly constructed dress did not cause her boob to pop out. Then she would become tainted goods and never be able to land a husband.

Rachel Bilson is obviously in desperate need of a strong male to provide for her. Let us hope she finds one before she succumbs to the crushing despair of poverty.

“Penicus Erectus!” shouted Emma Watson as she entered the 750th Annual Devil Worshipers Ball in Stockton, CA.

Sorceress Emma Watson made quite an appearance at the event looking sexy as hell thanks to the use of an enchantment spell. All the other followers of the dark arts were impressed and aroused by Emma’s seductive use of magic.

Though I have committed myself to Allah, even I am not immune to the satanic charms of Emma Watson. She torments my loins, but the cooling waters of the Qur’an keep me on the straight and narrow.

See for yourself Emma Watson’s causing all sorts of impure thoughts and desires to please her lord and master Satan in these pictures below.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, who I believe is turning 56 years old today, celebrated her birthday by calling the paparazzi to her Malibu home so they could photograph her dressed up in an outfit that she thinks looks like something Lady Gaga would wear.

You know Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting old and out of touch if she thinks that outfit is even close to anything Lady Gaga would wear. Lady Gaga is much more likely to wear a leotard made out of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pelt then 2 tutus and some pink leg warmers.

I can not wait for old lady Hewitt’s birthday costume next year. I bet she’ll come out in black face with her tits hanging out and bone through her nose and claim to be Beyonce.