Jennifer Love Hewitt, who I believe is turning 56 years old today, celebrated her birthday by calling the paparazzi to her Malibu home so they could photograph her dressed up in an outfit that she thinks looks like something Lady Gaga would wear.

You know Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting old and out of touch if she thinks that outfit is even close to anything Lady Gaga would wear. Lady Gaga is much more likely to wear a leotard made out of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pelt then 2 tutus and some pink leg warmers.

I can not wait for old lady Hewitt’s birthday costume next year. I bet she’ll come out in black face with her tits hanging out and bone through her nose and claim to be Beyonce.

Lady Gaga tucked her penis firmly between her legs while wearing this completely see-through dress.

Gaga the transgendered pop sensation went onstage to perform in just a transparent dress and thong. Her surgically and hormonally enhanced breasts can be clearly seen, but Lady Gaga was careful to tuck her yet to be removed penis.

Notice how Lady Gaga strikes the classic “mangina” stance when she is forced to stand up.