Patrice O’Neal died early this morning at the age of 41 from complications of a stroke he suffered back in October.

Patrice was best known as the star of the 1970 classic film “Love Story” for which he received Academy Award and Golden Globe nominations for Best Actor.

Funeral arrangements have not been announced yet, but there is no doubt that Patrice O’Neal will be buried next to his long time lover and partner Farrah Fawcett who passed away back in 2009.

Rap legend and Bad Boy recording artist Heavy D died late last night when he was caught in a drive-by shooting after a Vibe Magazine party in Los Angeles.

Heavy D took the rap world by storm with his smooth flow, and is probably best known for his hit songs “Big Poppa”, “Hypnotize”, and “Juicy”. However, fame did not come without a price as Heavy D famously clashed with fellow rapper Tupac Shakur, after Tupac insinuated that he had sex with Heavy’s wife in a song.

Heavy D’s funeral is scheduled for tomorrow and will reportedly be attended by many big names in the hip-hop community, including his long time friend and producer Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs, who will eulogize the rapper.

Actor and comedian Dave Chappelle died early this morning from an apparent overdose of prescription painkillers. Dave Chappelle is survived by his wife Jada Pinkett and their 2 children Jaden and Willow.

Many may remember Dave Chappelle as the star of the “Men In Black” franchise as well as the movies “Hitch” and “I, Robot”. Growing up in Philadelphia, Chappelle’s first break in the entertainment industry was as a rapper, but his charisma was undeniable and he quickly became a star in both TV and movies.

Services are scheduled for Saturday, and Chappelle’s long time friend and confidant DJ Jazzy Jeff will be among those in attendance eulogizing this great entertainer.

As you can see from the photo of Steve Jobs’ medical file above, the co-founder of Apple tested positive for HIV back in 2004 (for a full size version click here)

Of course the Zionist controlled mainstream media are circulating the false story that Steve Jobs died due to complications of pancreatic cancer as a smoke screen. However, Allah in his wisdom inflicts AIDS patients with something called “Kaposi’s sarcoma”, which emulate the effects of pancreatic cancer. Which would explain why Steve Jobs would use it as his cover story.

One can only speculate how Steve Jobs contracted the AIDS that killed him, but since Apple products cater almost exclusively to the AIDS ridden homosexual demographic, bareback butt sex is definitely at the top of the list of possible suspects.

Reports are just coming in confirming that former Apple CEO Steve Jobs is dead at the age of 56.

No word yet on how Steve Jobs has died, but one can only assume it was from embarrassment over Apple’s announcement earlier this week that instead of releasing the new iPhone 5 they will be releasing an “iPhone 4S”.

One thing is for certain Steve Jobs’ funeral will be sleek, well engineered, but terribly over priced.

Wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage died a few hours ago when he suffered a heart attack while driving and crashed into a tree.

Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler and munching on a Slim Jim when he veered across a concrete median, through oncoming traffic, off a turnbuckle, and collided head-on with a tree.

Savage was transported to Largo Medical center, where he died from his injuries, and was stripped of his title.

Praise be to Allah for smiting this infidel bastard. Macho Man has long been an enemy of Islam and one of our great warriors The Iron Sheik as you can see in the video below. Hulk Hogan you are next!

Well this is just pathetic. In a move that reeks of desperation, the United States is pretending that they have killed Osama Bin Laden.

Of course the USA is lying as they are completely incompetent and couldn’t kill their way out of a wet paper bag, let alone hunt down a righteous Jihadist like Osama. Obviously the United States has gotten so desperate that they are resorting to lying about Osama’s death in the hope that he will reveal himself to prove that he is still alive.

Sorry you silly American twits, but Osama is not going to fall for your little ruse. All Muslims know in our hearts that Osama Bin Laden is alive and well, and probably plotting his next masterful terrorist move while sexing a big pile of hot ladies. Allahu Akbar!

Zsa Zsa Gabor an actress of stage, film, and television is dead at the age of 94.*

Zsa Zsa Gabor was best known for her work on that one episode of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” were she plays herself, and slaps Carlton Banks. Man Fresh Prince was a great show, and Carlton sure danced funny he deserved to get slapped.

Long suffering with various health problems Zsa Zsa passed away in her bed with her family near by. When questioned about the cause of her death her doctor simply replied “She was old as sh*t!”

So long Zsa Zsa Gabor you will forever be in American’s hearts… well at least for the next 24 hour news cycle or until someone more interesting dies.

*I’m busy this weekend so I figured I’d just write this now.

Breaking News: Actor Charlie Sheen, who was rushed to a hospital Thursday morning with “severe abdominal pains”, died from what doctors are calling withdrawal like symptoms at 6:46am Pacific Standard Time.

Though details are still sketchy, early word is that Charlie Sheen’s death can be attributed to severe symptoms of withdrawal. Sheen was taken to a hospital for abdominal pains, which doctors quickly determined were being caused by a hooker’s clear high heel shoe shoved into the actor’s rectum. Once the shoe was removed Charlie Sheen stabilized and appeared to be out of the woods.

However, that was obviously not the case. Doctors wanted to hold Charlie Sheen for observation against the better judgment of his manager/whore wrangler Tony Fucelli. “I told dem guys Charlie needs his fix. He’ll die if they keep him here”, said a tearful Fucelli.

After nearly 6 hours without a whore Charlie Sheen went into withdrawal and quickly slipped into a coma. Doctors were unable to revive him and have pronounced him dead.

More on this story as it develops. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Charlie’s family and the millions of hookers, porn stars, and struggling actresses that counted on him to make ends meet.

Celeb Jihad has just confirmed that troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is dead… on the inside.

After years of late night partying, anonymous sex, and drug abuse Lindsay Lohan is now dead inside.

At one time Lohan was a vivacious redhead full of life, but gradually that life has been sucked out of her. Now with her impending incarceration doctors have pronounced Lindsay dead on the inside.

There is still hope for Lohan though. Many women who die on the inside have new exciting opportunities open up for them, and go on to live long meaningless lives. Why the whole adult entertainment industry is full of women who, like Lindsay Lohan, are dead on the inside.

The adult entertainment industry seems to be the perfect fit for the newly dead Lindsay. She can already kind of act, and we know she has had plenty experience pleasuring various men and women.

Yes Lindsay Lohan’s death marks a new and exciting turning point for her career. Now she can take load after load of hot porn star man juice to her face, and not at all be mentally effected. A skill few women possess.

Lindsay has been given a second chance let us hope she takes advantage of it.