After months of negotiations Joe Jonas has appeared to finally come to an agreement with Demi Lovato to be her “beard”. A beard is someone of the opposite sex who dates an obvious homosexual to help them hide the fact that they are gay.

Gay celebrities often use beards to mask their true sexual preferences *cough *cough Tom Cruise. Being a celebrity’s beard can be quite lucrative. No word yet on how much Joe Jonas stands to clear for pretending to date Demi Lovato though. Of course it is entirely possible that this is a mutually beneficial relationship in which both Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are acting as each others’ beards a la the infamous Taylor Swift Taylor Lautner relationship.

One thing is abundantly clear though, there is absolutely no chemistry or sexual attraction between Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato. Just look at the photo above and tell me which one is the real couple?

Noted thespian and lesbian Demi Lovato courageously decided to show up alone at Vanity Fairs’ Oscars Party.

Lovato, who is currently on the rebound from her very public break up with long time lover Selena Gomez, went stag to the party when she found out that her first choice for a date, Joe Jonas, was in fact a man not a dyke.

I say kudos to Demi Lovato for having the moxie to show her disgraced lesbian face in public after getting dumped by Selena. Look at these pics of Demi. She is a pretty girl and any girl would be lucky to have her feverishly lapping between their legs.

Demi Lovato has taken her breakup with her long time lesbian lover Selena Gomez particularly hard. At first she tried to get over Selena by banging whores like Miley Cyrus and Joe Jonas, but when that failed to quell her heartache she finally plunged into a deep depression.

Just look at these recent pics of Demi she has gone totally emo. She has always been on the brink of emo, but the breakup with Selena has appeared to push her over the edge.

No word yet if Demi has started cutting herself again, but based on the looks of her new dyke companion in these pics I’d say she’d have to be, because she isn’t going to get much of a release from that she-beast.

Poor Demi, Selena Gomez was probably the best piece of ass she’ll ever get and now it is over. The sooner she comes to accepting this and moving on with her life the happier she’ll be. Until then we’ve got another faggy emo teen on our hands.

OK this Disney f*ck fest is really getting out of hand. First it was Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez who were hooking up. Then Selena went bi and left Demi for Nick Jonas. Now it is Demi Lovato who is going bi with none other than Nick Jonas’ ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas.

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas getting together does seem to make perfect sense. Demi gets a feminine man to make Selena jealous with, and Joe gets a masculine female to make Nick jealous with. As long as they keep the lights off and use a strap-on they could be very happy together.

However I can’t help but question if 2 latent homosexuals trying to go bi out of jealously really makes for a strong basis for a relationship. In my experience the best relationships are based on marriage contracts involving goats or an arrangement between warlords to strengthen tribal bonds. I guess I’m just old-fashioned like that.

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are dating. The young Hollywood lesbian orgy is now in full swing! For those of you getting late to the party here is a quick summary of what has happened so far.

First we found out that Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were in fact lesbian lovers. We then learned that they had a messy break up and Demi Lovato has started dating Miley Cyrus. At the same time we learned that country music sensation Taylor Swift was also a lesbian, and had a love affair with her fiddle player (perfect instrument for a lesbian by the way) Emily Poe. So that is were we are today. We got a ton of young lesbians on our hands and they all seem to be involved in a good old fashioned dyke out.

According to our sources Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift have gotten real close real fast, which is typical of a lesbian couple. There is a joke in the lesbian community, “What do you call lesbians moving in with each other? A second date”.

Needless to say Demi Lovato is furious about Selena Gomez’s new love interest. In the video below Demi is signing autographs for fans when one of them asks “How’s Selena?” and Demi snaps back “Ask Taylor!” Jealously rearing its ugly head if I’ve ever seen it. Fast forward to the 1:35 mark of the video to see the exchange.

Personally I think Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift make a very cute couple and wish them the best. Also if they are interested I’m selling a gently used double-sided dildo with strap-on on eBay. It is the perfect Valentine’s gift for that special carpet muncher in your life.

Wow this is getting good. After we just reported that Demi Lovato, heart broken from her recent breakup with longtime girlfriend Selena Gomez, had taken a lesbian vacation. Demi is back in LA and dating none other than noted town bicycle Miley Cyrus.

Skeptics will argue that Miley is just an obvious rebound for Demi, but I see the way they are looking at each other in these pictures and there is obviously a spark between them. Not to mention these 2 young dykes have a lot in common. They both whore themselves for the Disney channel, and they both make terrible songs even with aid of super computers.

The Miley Cyrus Demi Lovato power couple or “Milato” (if that is to racial charged we can go with “Demrus”) is the hottest thing going in Hollywood right now. As these pictures show these passionate lesbian girls make an adorable couple.

Demi Lovato is not taking the breakup with her long time lesbian companion Selena Gomez well, so she went on vacation to what appears to be a lesbian resort in the Bahamas.

At the resort Demi was photographed in her bikini getting friendly with a large topless “diesel dyke” in red swim trunks. No word yet if this she-beast is Demi’s new lesbian love interest or if she is just a quick rebound. Needless to say Demi Lovato’s self-esteem is hitting rock bottom right now, and her new lady friend is not going to be making Selena Gomez jealous at all.

Demi Lovato has got to realize that she is an attractive girl (as these bikini pictures show) and she has a lot to offer a girl. Any girl who doesn’t appreciate her is not worth Demi’s time. There are plenty of women out there that would jump at the chance to be with her and treat her right.