As everyone already knows the “Star Wars” movies were analogies for the righteous Muslim struggle against the evil Jewish empire. Hell even Darth Vader became a major mouth breather and probably sucked at sports once he joined the “dark side” (aka became a Jew).

The one thing that always bothered me about the Star Wars movies was the Princess Leia character. Talk about a mouthy female! I always wished they would have cut all her lines and put her in a burka. Her flirtation with Hans Solo would of been just as good through the fluttering of her eyes, and maybe a soft giggle.

Needless to say I was very pleased to uncover this lost scene from the original Star Wars movie in which Princess Leia fetches Luke a beer. This is an important scene that really adds another dimension to the characters. Mainly Leia as a subservient woman and Luke as a normal man.

It is just unfortunate that Luke did not climb down and give Leia a “that a girl” smack on the ass. However, I guess with CGI they can always add that in later.

Well it looks like those pervert at Disney are at it again. First they drew a penis in the Little Mermaid’s palace, then they wrote “sex” in the sky during a scene in The Lion King, and now there is the scene below from Toy Story 3 in which Andy masturbates in front of his toys.

I’m sure Disney will claim that they were just trying to show that Andy was coming (cuming) of age, but I don’t buy it. If that were the case then they should of had a scene were Andy jerked off onto Jessie the cowgirl’s face. Then when he left she would be traumatized and crying and all the other toys would try to figure out a way to get the cum off her face without drawing suspicion. That scene would of made sense, but this deleted scene of Andy masturbating in front of them all is just plain wrong.

In a recently released deleted scene from the original Twilight movie, there is a very provocative nip slip that went unnoticed by the director.

In the video below you may be able to catch Edward’s (Robert Pattinson) nipple. If you watch closely you can see Bella’s (Kristen Stewart) stunned reaction to the glorious sight. No word yet why this important scene was originally cut from the film, but for me it really ties the whole movie together. I understand the Edward character so much better now.