Actor and comedian Dave Chappelle died early this morning from an apparent overdose of prescription painkillers. Dave Chappelle is survived by his wife Jada Pinkett and their 2 children Jaden and Willow.

Many may remember Dave Chappelle as the star of the “Men In Black” franchise as well as the movies “Hitch” and “I, Robot”. Growing up in Philadelphia, Chappelle’s first break in the entertainment industry was as a rapper, but his charisma was undeniable and he quickly became a star in both TV and movies.

Services are scheduled for Saturday, and Chappelle’s long time friend and confidant DJ Jazzy Jeff will be among those in attendance eulogizing this great entertainer.

Stupid infidels are all in a tizzy over Weezer bassist Mickey Welsh “amazingly” predicting the exact time and place of his death.

As you can see in his tweets above, Mickey Welsh does say where and when he is going to die. Of course Mickey was a drug addict and committed suicide by overdose on the weekend he predicted, but that hasn’t stopped the moronic kuffar populace from being bewildered by his foresight.

Well infidels if you think Mickey Welsh’s death prediction was impressive wait until the see the one I made for myself below come true.

“I will die 60 years from now, with a stomach full of smoked goat’s meat, and a hot infidel whore’s mouth wrapped around my cock.”

Prepare to be amazed!

Reports are just coming in confirming that former Apple CEO Steve Jobs is dead at the age of 56.

No word yet on how Steve Jobs has died, but one can only assume it was from embarrassment over Apple’s announcement earlier this week that instead of releasing the new iPhone 5 they will be releasing an “iPhone 4S”.

One thing is for certain Steve Jobs’ funeral will be sleek, well engineered, but terribly over priced.

Just kidding! As we reported earlier, it has been revealed that Ryan Dunn’s death was just a prank for the new “Jackass” movie. Those who continue to believe that Ryan Dunn died are embarrassing themselves.

Ryan is apparently very pleased with how the prank turned out reportedly saying,

“I couldn’t of hoped for it to go any better. I appreciate all the fans, but I’m not dead bitches!”

Surely this will go down as one of the greatest “Jackass” pranks of all time. Well done Dunn!

“Jackass” star Ryan Dunn and an unidentified person reportedly died in a car crash at 3:00 AM on Route 322 in New Goshen Township.

However, inconsistencies started emerging when friends of Dunn were questioned about his activities before the crash with some stating that he only had “3 beers” and others who claimed he was “completely trashed”.

Now reports are coming in confirming that Ryan Dunn is in fact not dead, and that he faked his death to collect families and friends reactions for the next “Jackass” film. When asked for a quote Dunn said,

“I’m not sorry for making everyone think I was dead. I actually thought it was pretty funny.”

No word yet if Ryan Dunn or Bam Margera’s mother April (who played a major part in the prank by confirming it with the media outlets) will face any legal action for this death hoax.

Anticipating the Rapture, country music star and devout Christian Taylor Swift had her 6 month old miniature doberman named Romeo euthanized late last night.

According to a source close to Swift, she did not feel right about leaving Romeo behind with no one to take care of him when the Rapture came and she ascended to heaven, so she made the difficult decision of having him put down.

Of course the Rapture has not occurred yet, but the day is still young. Let us hope for Taylor Swift’s sake it comes soon or she is going to feel awfully silly for having her dog killed.

Wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage died a few hours ago when he suffered a heart attack while driving and crashed into a tree.

Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler and munching on a Slim Jim when he veered across a concrete median, through oncoming traffic, off a turnbuckle, and collided head-on with a tree.

Savage was transported to Largo Medical center, where he died from his injuries, and was stripped of his title.

Praise be to Allah for smiting this infidel bastard. Macho Man has long been an enemy of Islam and one of our great warriors The Iron Sheik as you can see in the video below. Hulk Hogan you are next!

As respected members of the media we have received an advanced copy of the Osama Bin Laden death picture that the White House will be releasing to the general public, and already we are ready to declare the picture a fake.

We had a team of Photoshop experts from Tehran University meticulously analyze this alleged Osama Bin Laden dead picture and they found it to be “riddled with discrepancies” and “frankly one of the worst Photoshop attempts” they have ever seen. Obviously the guy who did Obama’s birth certificate was on vacation, and like we reported earlier, Osama Bin Laden is still alive and well.

Hey but don’t take our word for it. The exclusive White House photo of Osama Bin Laden’s dead body is posted below. Warning even though it is a forgery this picture may be too graphic for some users. Viewer discretion is advised.

Well this is just pathetic. In a move that reeks of desperation, the United States is pretending that they have killed Osama Bin Laden.

Of course the USA is lying as they are completely incompetent and couldn’t kill their way out of a wet paper bag, let alone hunt down a righteous Jihadist like Osama. Obviously the United States has gotten so desperate that they are resorting to lying about Osama’s death in the hope that he will reveal himself to prove that he is still alive.

Sorry you silly American twits, but Osama is not going to fall for your little ruse. All Muslims know in our hearts that Osama Bin Laden is alive and well, and probably plotting his next masterful terrorist move while sexing a big pile of hot ladies. Allahu Akbar!

Actresses Elizabeth Taylor is dead at the age of 78.

Taylor who was best known for her role as the voice of Maggie Simpson in a 1992 episode of “The Simpsons”, passed away earlier today during a routine colonoscopy.

“She died with dignity”, said Elizabeth Taylor’s physician Dr Murray Goldstein. “In all my years of scoping the colons of the elderly, I’ve had a few drop dead, but none with as much grace or class as Elizabeth. I mean she excreted very little feces and her gas was surprisingly tolerable for a dead woman.”

Elizabeth Taylor is survived by her record setting 12 ex-husbands. Services will be held on Wednesday at the Beverly Hills Funeral Home And Ice Cream Shop, on the corner of Rodeo Dr and Wilshire Blvd in Los Angeles. The family asks that mourners send cash.