Patrice O’Neal died early this morning at the age of 41 from complications of a stroke he suffered back in October.

Patrice was best known as the star of the 1970 classic film “Love Story” for which he received Academy Award and Golden Globe nominations for Best Actor.

Funeral arrangements have not been announced yet, but there is no doubt that Patrice O’Neal will be buried next to his long time lover and partner Farrah Fawcett who passed away back in 2009.

Rap legend and Bad Boy recording artist Heavy D died late last night when he was caught in a drive-by shooting after a Vibe Magazine party in Los Angeles.

Heavy D took the rap world by storm with his smooth flow, and is probably best known for his hit songs “Big Poppa”, “Hypnotize”, and “Juicy”. However, fame did not come without a price as Heavy D famously clashed with fellow rapper Tupac Shakur, after Tupac insinuated that he had sex with Heavy’s wife in a song.

Heavy D’s funeral is scheduled for tomorrow and will reportedly be attended by many big names in the hip-hop community, including his long time friend and producer Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs, who will eulogize the rapper.

Actor and comedian Dave Chappelle died early this morning from an apparent overdose of prescription painkillers. Dave Chappelle is survived by his wife Jada Pinkett and their 2 children Jaden and Willow.

Many may remember Dave Chappelle as the star of the “Men In Black” franchise as well as the movies “Hitch” and “I, Robot”. Growing up in Philadelphia, Chappelle’s first break in the entertainment industry was as a rapper, but his charisma was undeniable and he quickly became a star in both TV and movies.

Services are scheduled for Saturday, and Chappelle’s long time friend and confidant DJ Jazzy Jeff will be among those in attendance eulogizing this great entertainer.

The prosecution in the Dr Conrad Murray case just released the above picture of a naked dead Michael Jackson.

With this picture the prosecution’s strategy is obvious, they are trying to arouse the jury members, and get them hopelessly attracted to Michael Jackson’s dead corpse with this necrophilic erotica. That way the jury will forget that Michael was a creepy anorexic kid diddler who is better off dead.

I hate to say it but this pic is definitely having its desired effect on me, as I feel my heart rate rise and certain urges surge through me every time I view it. Maybe it is just seeing a dead celebrity, but this Michael Jackson naked death pic is definitely turning me on. Allahu Akbar!

As you can see from the photo of Steve Jobs’ medical file above, the co-founder of Apple tested positive for HIV back in 2004 (for a full size version click here)

Of course the Zionist controlled mainstream media are circulating the false story that Steve Jobs died due to complications of pancreatic cancer as a smoke screen. However, Allah in his wisdom inflicts AIDS patients with something called “Kaposi’s sarcoma”, which emulate the effects of pancreatic cancer. Which would explain why Steve Jobs would use it as his cover story.

One can only speculate how Steve Jobs contracted the AIDS that killed him, but since Apple products cater almost exclusively to the AIDS ridden homosexual demographic, bareback butt sex is definitely at the top of the list of possible suspects.

Reports are just coming in confirming that former Apple CEO Steve Jobs is dead at the age of 56.

No word yet on how Steve Jobs has died, but one can only assume it was from embarrassment over Apple’s announcement earlier this week that instead of releasing the new iPhone 5 they will be releasing an “iPhone 4S”.

One thing is for certain Steve Jobs’ funeral will be sleek, well engineered, but terribly over priced.

As we reported a few years ago, the Human Immunodeficiency Virus, commonly known as HIV, was distraught when it found out that it had contracted Amy Winehouse. However, HIV received some good news this weekend when it learned that it had been completely cured, and is now 100% Amy Winehouse free!

In a press conference held at the Mayo Clinic, HIV along with fellow Amy Winehouse suffers gonorrhea, herpes, whooping cough, and gingivitis, spoke with the media about how it feels to finally be rid of Amy Winehouse.

“It is just a huge load off my chest” said HIV. “I feel like I can breathe again” added whooping cough.

While the exact cure for Amy Winehouse has not been made public yet, doctors are already speculating that it may have been a potent mixture of crack, crystal meth, boxed wine, and horse tranquillizers that finally did her in. It will be interesting to see if doctors can use this knowledge to create a vaccine to protect against other terrible diseases such as Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan.

Anticipating the Rapture, country music star and devout Christian Taylor Swift had her 6 month old miniature doberman named Romeo euthanized late last night.

According to a source close to Swift, she did not feel right about leaving Romeo behind with no one to take care of him when the Rapture came and she ascended to heaven, so she made the difficult decision of having him put down.

Of course the Rapture has not occurred yet, but the day is still young. Let us hope for Taylor Swift’s sake it comes soon or she is going to feel awfully silly for having her dog killed.

Wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage died a few hours ago when he suffered a heart attack while driving and crashed into a tree.

Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler and munching on a Slim Jim when he veered across a concrete median, through oncoming traffic, off a turnbuckle, and collided head-on with a tree.

Savage was transported to Largo Medical center, where he died from his injuries, and was stripped of his title.

Praise be to Allah for smiting this infidel bastard. Macho Man has long been an enemy of Islam and one of our great warriors The Iron Sheik as you can see in the video below. Hulk Hogan you are next!

As respected members of the media we have received an advanced copy of the Osama Bin Laden death picture that the White House will be releasing to the general public, and already we are ready to declare the picture a fake.

We had a team of Photoshop experts from Tehran University meticulously analyze this alleged Osama Bin Laden dead picture and they found it to be “riddled with discrepancies” and “frankly one of the worst Photoshop attempts” they have ever seen. Obviously the guy who did Obama’s birth certificate was on vacation, and like we reported earlier, Osama Bin Laden is still alive and well.

Hey but don’t take our word for it. The exclusive White House photo of Osama Bin Laden’s dead body is posted below. Warning even though it is a forgery this picture may be too graphic for some users. Viewer discretion is advised.