Alec Baldwin the head chieftain of the Baldwin clan was rushed to the hospital early this morning.
The actor’s publisist claims that Alec is fine and that him being rushed to the hospital was a “misunderstanding”. Boy that ambulance driver’s face must be pretty red. Alec just called 911 because he wanted to be rushed to the nearest gym on account of him feeling so healthy. I bet that ambulance driver asks the next guy he picks up where he wants to be taken less he have another “misunderstanding”.
Whatever it is that caused Alec Baldwin to be rushed to the hospital I’d be willing to bet brother Stephen Baldwin is behind it. Stephen has the most to gain as he is next in line to assume leadership of the Baldwins if anything were to happen to Alec. If I were Alec I’d make sure the serving wench tests my dishes before I ate.
Democratic Representative and Twilight star John Murtha died on Monday at the age of 77, according to media reports. He had been suffering complications after a gallbladder surgery.
A retired Marine and a vociferous critic of the Iraq War, Murtha was set to appear in this year’s Twilight sequel, Twilight: Eclipse. He was cast as Tyrone Cullen, a jive-talking vampire from Brooklyn who teaches his vampire grandson Edward (Robert Pattinson) how to dance for the big vampire talent show.
A memorial service will be held this Friday.
(Left) Police examine the crime scene. (Right) Larry Platt on American Idol.
“There were six or seven gang bangers in baggy pants hanging out in the parking lot, and this old guy walked up to them and started singing and dancing,” said Marcus Lee, the store’s owner. “When he got to the second verse, they started beating on him.”
“I called the police, but by the time they arrived you couldn’t even recognize his face because of all the blood.”
A memorial for Platt is planned for this Saturday.
Tila Tequila has inherited a lifetime supply of KY Jelly from her deceased fiancee Casey Johnson, the former heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune.
According to the will, Casey wanted to leave Tila a Johnson & Johnson product she could use. Other Johnson & Johnson products that were willed to Tila include a five-year supply of Levaquin, a drug used to treat urinary tract infections, as well as a three year supply of PREZISTA®, which can be used to treat her inevitable case of HIV.
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Christmas came early for Tiger Woods this year when actress Brittany Murphy died suddenly in her LA home. Tiger and his harem of skanks who had been dominating the headlines the last couple weeks were instantly wiped off the front page as Brittany chased the dragon one to many times.
Brittany Murphy’s death looks like a clear case of drug overdose. However, we here at Celeb Jihad aren’t ruling out foul play just yet. We have to ask ourselves who would benefit the most from Brittany’s demise. The answer is most certainly Tiger Woods.
I’m no Angela Lansbury but I think the authorities should be at least questioning Woods about his whereabouts when Brittany Murphy died. Maybe they can smack him around some too, and see what he confesses too. I just find this whole thing a little to convenient for Tiger.
Feel free to make wild speculations and accusations in the comment section. It may be the only way we are going to solve this case!
Actress Brittany Murphy the star of such movies as “Clueless” and “8 Mile” died today at the age of 32.
Brittany Murphy’s mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from her Los Angeles home. When paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and immediately administered CPR. Brittany Murphy was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she was pronounced dead on arrival. Her time of death was listed as 10:04 AM.
Many are already beginning to speculate that drugs lead to Brittany Murphy’s death. However, when pressed for a cause of death Los Angeles County coroner Manuel Perez creepily responded “I’ll never tell” to pay homage to Brittany’s role in the hit movie “Don’t Say A Word”.
Time to call the Undertaker, because sources are reporting that Umaga, the WWE wrestler, has died. Reports indicate that he fell asleep on his couch and never woke up, which is not exactly the death of a warrior.
If true, we mourn with his family. Although when it comes to wresting, there is only one true champion! Yes my friends, here at CelebJihad.com, the Iron Sheik still reigns supreme! All hail the Iron Sheik! May he return to the ring and smite the infidels once more, Allah willing.
