What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.
However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.
Al Gore
Carrie Fisher
Dane Cook
David Letterman
Gary Coleman
George Foreman
Heath Ledger
Jude Law
Keira Knightley
Kelsey Grammer
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Spacey
Lance Armstrong
Larry King
Madonna
Minnie Driver
Natalie Portman
Nick Cage
Orlando Bloom
Penelope Cruz
Sigourney Weaver
Tom Cruise
Tori Spelling
Wesley Snipes
Will Smith
Winona Ryder
Madonna eating the leg of an adopted African child.
Madonna has put a lot of things in her mouth, but NYC Pizza isn’t one of them.
Apparently the pop star who is best known for acting like a whore and ruining the song American Pie has never gotten the urge to try New York’s signature dish, even though she’s lived in the damn city for over 30 years (although something tells us she’s had more than her share of NYC hot dogs…ZING!!!).
But David Letterman decided enough was enough, and took her next door for a slice. When Letterman asked what she liked on her pie, Madonna said, “That’s a very personal question.”
Get it! The old whore made a joke about her vagina! HAHHAHAHAH! Hilarious, Madonna! Still got it!
