I was perusing the Interwebs late last night looking for nubile teens to purchase for my harem when I stumbled upon this picture of actress of Heather Locklear with her 14-year-old daughter Ava.

Does anyone know what Heather Locklear is charging for her daughter? I don’t see a price tag anywhere on her tight teen body. If Heather is reading this, I’m prepared to offer 2 of my finest goats, a bushel of figs, and a lightly used AK-47 for the rights to Ava.

Of course this offer is only good provided Ava has been properly trained to only speak when spoken too. The last thing I need is a mouthy female making ridiculous demands like “can I have more water in my dish” and “please don’t put it in my ass”. Heather, I await your response. Allahu Akbar!

While shooting a commercial for a video game about spouting gibberish into a microphone, American hero Hulk Hogan became intoxicated and showed his daughter Brooke Hogan his penis (probably not for the first or last time).

As you can see in the video below, Hulk Hogan is his usual blowhard American self, running his mouth about how great he is. When his daughter Brooke starts doing some “booty popping” next to her dad, Hulk checks out her ass and comments “mmm I might be able to do a little of that”.

In the next scene Hulk Hogan is already in an erotic frenzy and proceeds to pull out his dick while his daughter Brooke looks on with lustful eyes. See for yourself in the video below. The incest begins at the 1:10 mark.

Hulk Hogan like the millions of Americans who grew up idolizing him, is nothing more than a filthy degenerate pervert. You don’t see the real greatest wrestler of all time, The Iron Sheik, making sexual advances towards his daughter (and not just because the Sheik is pure testosterone and would never seed a feminine offspring).

We have just received exclusive video of the Montana Fishburne sex tape.

Montana Fishburne is the daughter of famed actor Laurence Fishburne, and she is a real inspiration for young girls in the West. After growing up shackled with the hardship of wealth and opportunity, she was able to overcome the odds and now she has her very own sex tape.

After watching the following video from Montana Fishburne’s sex tape (repeatedly) I believe she is a once and a generation talent, and will fulfill and then surpass her dreams of being a famous actress.

Montana’s Fishburne sex tape is aptly titled “Montana Exposed” which is an obvious reference to the state of Montana having harsh weather. However, it could also be interrupted as the daughter of a famous actor being exposed as a c*ck hungry whore.

This video certainly does expose Montana Fishburne, but don’t take my word for it. If you take the blue pill and you hit the back button you leave this page and believe whatever you want to believe about Montana Fishburne. If you take the red pill, you stroll down and hit play on the video below and I show you how deep Montana Fishburne’s rabbit-hole goes with an exclusive video from Montana Fishburne’s sex tape.

See the Full Tape Here

Mel Gibson and his fiancée Oksana Grigorieva welcomed a new daughter into the world on Friday.

Eva Braun Gibson is said to be resting comfortably despite being a few weeks premature.

This is couple’s first child together, but it is Gibson’s eighth child overall, adding him to the ever growing list of Octodads. Gibson has six sons from his first marriage (Heinrich, Hermann, Wagner, Lindbergh, Ford, and Treblinka), and one daughter (Leni Riefenstahl Gibson).

Gibson, who starred in such films as Braveheart and What Women Want, is rumored to be in talks for a role in yet another Mad Max film.

Mad Max: Revenge of the Lecherous Moneylenders, is scheduled to begin filming next year in Australia.