Miley Cyrus is has finally landed a Muslim boyfriend, and by his size and fancy adult diaper I can tell he is a powerful Sheik or at the very least a prominent warlord.
I knew if Miley Cyrus just continued following the Muslim ways of praying and wearing the burka, she would eventually land a strong Muslim man and her life would be fulfilled. It warms my heart to see Miley finally find contentment at the heel of a powerful Muslim. She has come a long way.
Let us hope that Miley Cyrus serves as an example to other Western women that if they repent and reform their heathen ways maybe one day they too can feel the thrill of being the loyal servant and breeding tool to a powerful virile Muslim man. Allahu Akbar!
Demi Lovato is absolutely smitten with her new girlfriend Alexa Vega. You may recognize Alexa Vega as the star of the “Spy Kids” trilogy or as the mean faced dyke next to Demi in the picture above.
We haven’t seen Demi Lovato this happy since she and her long time lover Selena Gomez broke up over a year ago. However, from Alexa Vega’s jawline I can tell that she is “the man” in the relationship, a role usually occupied by Demi. This may spell trouble for their relationship once the honeymoon phase is over.
It will be interesting to see if Demi Lovato will be happy in the long run as the “pillow princess” in this lesbian love affair, or will her inner masculine desires overcome her and force her to seek out strange pink to dominate and devour. If the old saying is true that “a lesbian can not change her spots”, then the Demi Lovato Alexa Vega relationship is doomed. Only time will tell. Allahu Akbar!
Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is being romantically linked to yet another young star, actor Jaden Smith. You may recognize Jaden Smith from starring in the remake of the Karate Kid movie, or as famous actor Will Smith’s son. You may recognize Justin Bieber as the sexually ambiguous singer from Canada or as washed-up R&B star Usher’s meal ticket.
According to witnesses Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith were seen getting quite “cozy” in a private both at the Dave & Buster’s on Sunset. The love birds then continued their date at a Go-Kart track in West Hollywood, but were asked to leave when Jaden kept ramming Justin from behind… with his go-kart that is.
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching it will be interesting to see if Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith take their relationship to the next level and make it official. We’ll definitely be keeping an eye on this possible young Hollywood “it” couple.
Just look at these shocking and disgusting photos of 18 year old Selena Gomez forcing herself on 16 year old Justin Bieber.
This is the epitome of what is wrong with Western society. Justin Bieber’s testicles are still up in his throat and a grown woman like Selena Gomez is allowed to finger him without repercussions and the media thinks it is “cute”. However, when a handsome Jihadists offers to buy his neighbor’s 14 year old daughter, for a very reasonable price I might add, he gets the police called on him. Where is the logic in that?
I am hopeful though that these pics of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez snuggling and ass grabbing will once and for all bring about the end of the heathen Western culture. Once Selena Gomez fans see these pics they will rush out to find prepubescent boys like Justin Bieber to use for their sex games. This will no doubt drive these boys to homosexuality thus decreasing the population and allowing us Muslims to breed our way into the majority.
Allah certainly works in mysterious ways and sometimes those ways are female on male pop star statutory rape.
A few months ago we broke the story that John Mayer was planning on having kinky sex with Taylor Swift. Well it looks as though we were right. John Mayer did all sorts of unspeakable acts to Taylor Swift, and then kicked her to the curb like any self-respecting man would.
Of course Taylor Swift lacks the modesty to keep her affair with John Mayer to herself, and instead has written a song about him. Here is an excerpt from the lyrics,
“Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.”
“It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.”
“My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine.”
“You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand/And I’ll look back in regret I ignored what they said/’Run as fast as you can.”
Wow Taylor Swift is sure making a big deal about that one night of ass to mouth f*cking John Mayer gave her. Obviously she loved it, but she needs to move on and not catch feelings for every guy who gets her in bed and takes a dump on her chest.
Taylor Swift needs to stop romanticizing so much, and she’ll be a much happier degenerate Hollywood slut.
Meet Miley Cyrus’ new boyfriend Malcolm Jamal Tyrese, and no you do not have to adjust the contrast on your monitor he is a black guy.
Miley Cyrus met Malcolm while cruising down Crenshaw Blvd. According to a source close to the couple, “Miley noticed Malcolm was having trouble with the lock on his bike as he was fumbling with bolt cutters trying to get it off. Miley pulled over and offered to gnaw through the lock with her busted white trash teeth, to which Malcolm replied ‘aight’. The rest as they say is history.”
Surprisingly not everyone in the Cyrus clan is thrilled about Miley’s new Nubian man. Her father Billy Ray Cyrus is reportedly particularly upset telling a friend, “Dadgummit I just don’t know where I went wrong with dat girl. I mean you force your daughter into the limelight at an early age so you can regain your lost fame and this is how she repays you?”
Regardless of what the “haters” may say our source assures us that Miley Cyrus and her black beau Malcolm are for real, “Malcolm and Miley have so much in common. For instance they both enjoy putting on lotion to keep their skin from getting ashy, the famous Bojangles chicken n’ biscuits dinner, and f*cking bareback doggystyle. I think they make a great couple.”
Well it looks like Selena Gomez has dumped Leighton Meester and moved on to bigger game in the form of Kim Kardashian.
While Kim Kardashian’s usual taste is for black men, a Mexican girl like Selena Gomez with the right strap-on is the next best thing.
Selena Gomez already has a long list of ladies she has bedded (which we have extensively documented on this site). Selena probably sees Kim as the next great challenge in her illustrious career of lady banging. Kim is definitely a daunting task, but it is nothing some lube and a few jaw exercises can not overcome.
Yes I think it is painfully obvious from the picture above that Selena Gomez and Kim Kardashian are dating, and are extremely lustful for each others bodies. However, it appears as though unlike Selena and Demi Lovato, Selena and Kim’s relationship is not based on any emotional connection and is entirely physical. Oh the hedonist lifestyle these young slutty lesbians live.
