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	<title>Celeb Jihad - The Only Celebrity Gossip Site Run by Islamic Extremists &#187; Dating</title>
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		<title>Victoria Justice Dating Rick Ross</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 17:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Durka Durka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is teen Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice dating obese gangsta rapper Rick Ross? According to this picture of them getting cozy in the lobby of a Holiday Inn in Homestead the answer is yes! As you can see Victoria Justice and Rick Ross are all over each other as they wait for the donuts to be [...]]]></description>
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Is teen Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice dating obese gangsta rapper Rick Ross? According to this picture of them getting cozy in the lobby of a Holiday Inn in Homestead the answer is yes!<br />
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As you can see Victoria Justice and Rick Ross are all over each other as they wait for the donuts to be refilled during Holiday Inn’s complimentary 6-10am breakfast buffet.<br />
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No word yet if Victoria and Rick spent the night at the Holiday Inn having sinful interracial relations or if they snuck in exclusively for the free breakfast, but with a bad ass like Rick Ross in the equation anything is possible. For as Rick Ross says in the video below “everyday I’m hustlin”…<br />
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		<title>Selena Gomez Is Dating Hilary Swank</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Durka Durka</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celeb Jihad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hilary Swank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Bieber]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are Selena Gomez and Hilary Swank Hollywood&#8217;s latest lesbian power couple? If this photo of Hilary and Selena getting cozy at the American Music Awards last night is any indication then the answer is a resounding yes! Besides the obvious age difference, fidelity may be another factor which tests Selena and Hilary&#8217;s relationship early. Selena [...]]]></description>
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Are Selena Gomez and Hilary Swank Hollywood&#8217;s latest lesbian power couple? If this photo of Hilary and Selena getting cozy at the American Music Awards last night is any indication then the answer is a resounding yes!<br />
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Besides the obvious age difference, fidelity may be another factor which tests Selena and Hilary&#8217;s relationship early. Selena Gomez has long been one of young Hollywood&#8217;s most promiscuous lesbians, dating everyone from Demi Lovato to Taylor Swift. Sometimes her relationships seem to overlap, so monogamy may be a real problem for her.<br />
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Of course Hilary Swank is no saint her self, and has probably munched her fair share of rug in her day. It will definitely be interesting to see if Hilary can keep a tom cat like Selena satisfied for the long haul.<br />
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		<title>LeBron James Secretly Dating Nickelodeon&#8217;s Victoria Justice</title>
		<link>http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/lebron-james-secretly-dating-nickelodeons-victoria-justice</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 17:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Durka Durka</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celeb Jihad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LeBron James]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Victoria Justice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is basketball star LeBron James secretly dating Victoria Justice, teen star of the hit Nickelodeon series &#8220;Victorious&#8221;? According to our sources and this photo of them getting cozy in Miami, the answer is yes! Apparently LeBron and Victoria have been going out for a few months now, but both agreed to keep the relationship under [...]]]></description>
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Is basketball star LeBron James secretly dating Victoria Justice, teen star of the hit Nickelodeon series &#8220;Victorious&#8221;? According to our sources and this photo of them getting cozy in Miami, the answer is yes!<br />
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Apparently LeBron and Victoria have been going out for a few months now, but both agreed to keep the relationship under wraps to protect their public images.<br />
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Lebron James doesn&#8217;t want to be seen as a race traitor in the black community since Victoria is Hispanic and not a fat white woman with bleached blond hair and daddy issues. While Victoria is concerned that people will think she is only dating LeBron because he is a millionaire basketball player and not for his self-absorbed personality and amazing ability to immediately fold under pressure.<br />
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Despite what society might think, these two love birds appear to be the perfect match. I say congrats to the happy couple &#8220;Letoria&#8221;. Allahu Akbar!<br />
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		<title>Selena Gomez Shocking Homo Tribbing Pic</title>
		<link>http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/selena-gomez-shocking-homo-tribbing-pic</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 16:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Durka Durka</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celeb Jihad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Selena Gomez]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trying to keep up with teen actress Selena Gomez&#8217;s lesbian exploits can be exhausting. We have chronicled in detail on this site as many as we could (from Demi Lovato to Taylor Swift), and now Selena has added yet another notch on her dildo with this redhead pictured above. As you can see in this [...]]]></description>
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Trying to keep up with teen actress Selena Gomez&#8217;s lesbian exploits can be exhausting. We have chronicled in detail on this site as many as we could (from <a href="http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/demi-lovato-and-selena-gomez-are-as-gay-as-the-day-is-long" target="_blank">Demi Lovato</a> to <a href="http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/selena-gomez-and-taylor-swift-are-dating" target="_blank">Taylor Swift</a>), and now Selena has added yet another notch on her dildo with this redhead pictured above.<br />
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As you can see in this shockingly homosexual picture, Selena Gomez has mounted her new redhead girlfriend and is about to start a vigorous session of &#8220;tribbing&#8221;. Tribbing, also known as &#8220;scissoring&#8221;, is a form of non-penetrative sex in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner&#8217;s body for sexual stimulation, and to piss off Allah.<br />
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Selena Gomez can be so brazen in her lesboqueer endeavors because the Zionist controlled mainstream media refuses to report on her sinful diesel dyke ways for fear that it will hurt their Zionist buddies in Hollywood profiting off of Selena&#8217;s good girl image. However, we here at Celeb Jihad have no such loyalties and will continue to expose Selena Gomez&#8217;s sick homo sex romps to the public. Allahu Akbar!<br />
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		<title>Scarlett Johansson Tricked Into Dating Sean Penn</title>
		<link>http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/scarlett-johansson-tricked-into-dating-sean-penn</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Durka Durka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well if you still do not believe that Jews are devils who steal everything good in this world then listen to this. Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn (pictured above) have just announced that they are officially &#8220;dating&#8221;. The thought of that old Jew Sean Penn pawing Scarlett Johansson&#8217;s gorgeous body is sickening. The Jews have [...]]]></description>
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Well if you still do not believe that Jews are devils who steal everything good in this world then listen to this. Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn (pictured above) have just announced that they are officially &#8220;dating&#8221;.<br />
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The thought of that old Jew Sean Penn pawing Scarlett Johansson&#8217;s gorgeous body is sickening. The Jews have long coveted Scarlett Johansson for her luscious boobies capable of producing large amounts of expensive baby juice. They have even gone as far as to start a nasty rumor that Scarlett Johansson is herself a Jew. Like Allah would ever bless a Jew with such a gorgeous physical frame.<br />
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Sean Penn has obviously used his Jew magic to bewitch Scarlett Johansson, so that he can harvest the bounty from her mammaries for profit. Hopefully the Western world will wake up to the evils of the Jewish race before their attractive women, like Scarlett Johansson, are all tricked into serving ugly old Jews like Sean Penn for the benefit of the Zionist oppression machine. Allahu Akbar!<br />
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		<title>Miley Cyrus Dating Powerful Muslim Sheik</title>
		<link>http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/miley-cyrus-dating-powerful-muslim-sheik</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Durka Durka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miley Cyrus is has finally landed a Muslim boyfriend, and by his size and fancy adult diaper I can tell he is a powerful Sheik or at the very least a prominent warlord. I knew if Miley Cyrus just continued following the Muslim ways of praying and wearing the burka, she would eventually land a [...]]]></description>
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Miley Cyrus is has finally landed a Muslim boyfriend, and by his size and fancy adult diaper I can tell he is a powerful Sheik or at the very least a prominent warlord.<br />
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I knew if Miley Cyrus just continued following the Muslim ways of <a href="http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/miley-cyrus-booty-popping-video" target="_blank">praying</a> and wearing <a href="http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/miley-cyrus-wears-sexy-wool-burka" target="_blank">the burka</a>, she would eventually land a strong Muslim man and her life would be fulfilled. It warms my heart to see Miley finally find contentment at the heel of a powerful Muslim. She has come a long way.<br />
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Let us hope that Miley Cyrus serves as an example to other Western women that if they repent and reform their heathen ways maybe one day they too can feel the thrill of being the loyal servant and breeding tool to a powerful virile Muslim man. Allahu Akbar!<br />
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		<title>Demi Lovato Dating Alexa Vega</title>
		<link>http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/demi-lovato-dating-alexa-vega</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 17:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Durka Durka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Demi Lovato is absolutely smitten with her new girlfriend Alexa Vega. You may recognize Alexa Vega as the star of the &#8220;Spy Kids&#8221; trilogy or as the mean faced dyke next to Demi in the picture above. We haven&#8217;t seen Demi Lovato this happy since she and her long time lover Selena Gomez broke up [...]]]></description>
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Demi Lovato is absolutely smitten with her new girlfriend Alexa Vega. You may recognize Alexa Vega as the star of the &#8220;Spy Kids&#8221; trilogy or as the mean faced dyke next to Demi in the picture above.<br />
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We haven&#8217;t seen Demi Lovato this happy since she and her long time lover Selena Gomez broke up over a year ago. However, from Alexa Vega&#8217;s jawline I can tell that she is &#8220;the man&#8221; in the relationship, a role usually occupied by Demi. This may spell trouble for their relationship once the honeymoon phase is over.<br />
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It will be interesting to see if Demi Lovato will be happy in the long run as the &#8220;pillow princess&#8221; in this lesbian love affair, or will her inner masculine desires overcome her and force her to seek out strange pink to dominate and devour. If the old saying is true that &#8220;a lesbian can not change her spots&#8221;, then the Demi Lovato Alexa Vega relationship is doomed. Only time will tell. Allahu Akbar!<br />
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		<title>Are Justin Bieber And Jaden Smith Dating?</title>
		<link>http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/are-justin-bieber-and-jaden-smith-dating</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Durka Durka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is being romantically linked to yet another young star, actor Jaden Smith. You may recognize Jaden Smith from starring in the remake of the Karate Kid movie, or as famous actor Will Smith&#8217;s son. You may recognize Justin Bieber as the sexually ambiguous singer from Canada or as washed-up R&#038;B [...]]]></description>
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Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is being romantically linked to yet another young star, actor Jaden Smith. You may recognize Jaden Smith from starring in the remake of the Karate Kid movie, or as famous actor Will Smith&#8217;s son. You may recognize Justin Bieber as the sexually ambiguous singer from Canada or as washed-up R&#038;B star Usher&#8217;s meal ticket.<br />
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According to witnesses Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith were seen getting quite &#8220;cozy&#8221; in a private both at the Dave &#038; Buster&#8217;s on Sunset. The love birds then continued their date at a Go-Kart track in West Hollywood, but were asked to leave when Jaden kept ramming Justin from behind&#8230; with his go-kart that is.<br />
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With Valentine&#8217;s Day fast approaching it will be interesting to see if Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith take their relationship to the next level and make it official. We&#8217;ll definitely be keeping an eye on this possible young Hollywood &#8220;it&#8221; couple.<br />
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		<title>Selena Gomez Statutory Rapes Justin Bieber</title>
		<link>http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/selena-gomez-statutory-rapes-justin-bieber</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 19:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Durka Durka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just look at these shocking and disgusting photos of 18 year old Selena Gomez forcing herself on 16 year old Justin Bieber. This is the epitome of what is wrong with Western society. Justin Bieber&#8217;s testicles are still up in his throat and a grown woman like Selena Gomez is allowed to finger him without [...]]]></description>
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Just look at these shocking and disgusting photos of 18 year old Selena Gomez forcing herself on 16 year old Justin Bieber.<br />
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This is the epitome of what is wrong with Western society. Justin Bieber&#8217;s testicles are still up in his throat and a grown woman like Selena Gomez is allowed to finger him without repercussions and the media thinks it is &#8220;cute&#8221;. However, when a handsome Jihadists offers to buy his neighbor&#8217;s 14 year old daughter, for a very reasonable price I might add, he gets the police called on him. Where is the logic in that?<br />
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I am hopeful though that these pics of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez snuggling and ass grabbing will once and for all bring about the end of the heathen Western culture. Once Selena Gomez fans see these pics they will rush out to find prepubescent boys like Justin Bieber to use for their sex games. This will no doubt drive these boys to homosexuality thus decreasing the population and allowing us Muslims to breed our way into the majority.<br />
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Allah certainly works in mysterious ways and sometimes those ways are female on male pop star statutory rape.<br />
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		<title>Taylor Swift Attacks John Mayer Over Kinky Sex</title>
		<link>http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/taylor-swift-attacks-john-mayer-over-kinky-sex</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 16:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Durka Durka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few months ago we broke the story that John Mayer was planning on having kinky sex with Taylor Swift. Well it looks as though we were right. John Mayer did all sorts of unspeakable acts to Taylor Swift, and then kicked her to the curb like any self-respecting man would. Of course Taylor Swift [...]]]></description>
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A few months ago we broke the story that John Mayer was <a href="http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/john-mayer-plans-kinky-sex-with-taylor-swift" target="_blank">planning on having kinky sex</a> with Taylor Swift. Well it looks as though we were right. John Mayer did all sorts of unspeakable acts to Taylor Swift, and then kicked her to the curb like any self-respecting man would.<br />
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Of course Taylor Swift lacks the modesty to keep her affair with John Mayer to herself, and instead has written a song about him. Here is an excerpt from the lyrics,<br />
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<I>&#8220;Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand/And I’ll look back in regret I ignored what they said/’Run as fast as you can.&#8221;</I><br />
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Wow Taylor Swift is sure making a big deal about that one night of ass to mouth f*cking John Mayer gave her. Obviously she loved it, but she needs to move on and not catch feelings for every guy who gets her in bed and takes a dump on her chest.<br />
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Taylor Swift needs to stop romanticizing so much, and she&#8217;ll be a much happier degenerate Hollywood slut.<br />
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