Yesterday various media outlets reported that swimsuit model Kate Upton is dating rapper P Diddy.
Kate Upton was quick to shoot down these rumors, releasing a statement admittedly denying that her and Diddy are dating, while also claiming that she only met Diddy once, when at a party in Miami she mistook him for a waiter.
Reportedly Kate Upton is furious that anyone would ever consider her capable of doing something as degrading as dating a black man, and she is considering suing all those who reported the news for slander.
Actress Emma Watson brazenly walks the streets of New York City arm and arm with her Asian boy toy.
Clearly Emma Watson has a fetish for small penis, and is part of an emerging subculture in the heathen West known as “egg rollers”, which are women who date Asian men for their tiny genitals.
Emma Watson better enjoy getting her sick kicks from playing with the baby dick of this Chinaman now, because she’ll soon be wishing she had stretched her lady parts when Islam finishes conquering the West and the full force of Muslim justice is thrust up inside of her.
Country music star and lecherous old shrew Taylor Swift has found yet another young boy to molest in “One Direction” singer Harry Styles.
Taylor Swift (who just recently broke up with Conor Kennedy her last child boyfriend) has been seen canoodling with Harry Styles outside his high school and at the local laser tag where they go on “dates”.
Now this “spring autumn” couple appears to have taken their relationship to the next level, as last night Harry told his mother he was sleeping over at a friend’s house, but instead spent the night in Taylor Swift’s hotel room.
As you can see in the video below taken the next morning, Harry Styles appears to be walking funny, which is understandable considering Taylor Swift’s strap-on collection is reportedly quite extensive.
Selena Gomez was caught dyking out with her girlfriend Ashley Benson in what appears to be a lesbian bathhouse in the photo above.
The thought of these lesboqueers sensually stroking and licking each others’ supple young bodies makes my blood boil with desire… for Jihad.
Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson’s homosexual love is an abomination, and an affront to Islam. Us good pious Muslims will not be able to get a moment’s rest as long as we know that somewhere Selena and Ashley could be engaged in passionate wet tit jiggling lesbosex.
Is Justin Bieber dating “One Direction” lead singer Niall Horan?
If the photo above taken in Bieber’s bedroom of Justin with Niall and another flaming homosexual boy is any indication the answer is a resounding YES!
Of course Justin and Niall’s relationship will run into problems quickly if one them doesn’t “butch up” and play the man. Hardcore bottoms like Justin and Niall can only prance around tickling each other with ostrich feathers for so long before they are consumed by their lust to get pounded hard by some man meat.
After seeing the disgusting photo above of Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson fondling each other, we can now confirm that they now are in fact lesbian lovers.
We first reported that Selena was lusting after Ashley’s smelly vagina when we published this story showing Selena ogling Ashley’s breasts.
Now it appears as though Selena Gomez has successfully wooed Ashley Benson by showing Ashley her extensive double-sided dildo collection and over-sized tongue. May these two filthy lesboqueers burn in the eternal hellfire soon for this most unnatural love.
Young Kardashian Kendall Jenner, appears to be dating the Internet meme known as Pedobear.
At nearly 17 years of age Kendall Jenner is well outside Pedobear’s preferred dating age. However, perhaps Pedobear is confused about Kendall’s age considering she lacks developed sex organs, and reads at a 5th grade level.
Regardless, this Kendall Jenner Pedobear relationship will probably not last long, or just long enough for Kendall’s mom Kris to film a sex tape and launch Kendall’s career as a vapid fame whore.