Kate Upton black men

Yesterday various media outlets reported that swimsuit model Kate Upton is dating rapper P Diddy.

Kate Upton was quick to shoot down these rumors, releasing a statement admittedly denying that her and Diddy are dating, while also claiming that she only met Diddy once, when at a party in Miami she mistook him for a waiter.

Reportedly Kate Upton is furious that anyone would ever consider her capable of doing something as degrading as dating a black man, and she is considering suing all those who reported the news for slander.

Selena Gomez Kim Kardashian

Well it looks like Selena Gomez has dumped Leighton Meester and moved on to bigger game in the form of Kim Kardashian.

While Kim Kardashian’s usual taste is for black men, a Mexican girl like Selena Gomez with the right strap-on is the next best thing.

Selena Gomez already has a long list of ladies she has bedded (which we have extensively documented on this site). Selena probably sees Kim as the next great challenge in her illustrious career of lady banging. Kim is definitely a daunting task, but it is nothing some lube and a few jaw exercises can not overcome.

Yes I think it is painfully obvious from the picture above that Selena Gomez and Kim Kardashian are dating, and are extremely lustful for each others bodies. However, it appears as though unlike Selena and Demi Lovato, Selena and Kim’s relationship is not based on any emotional connection and is entirely physical. Oh the hedonist lifestyle these young slutty lesbians live.

Joe Jonas Betty White

Sources have confirmed that teen heartthrob Joe Jonas is dating Betty White.

Joe Jonas and Betty White were spotted getting cozy while having dinner at 4:30pm at a Cracker Barrel in Palm Springs. According to an eye witness “They seemed really into each other. Betty was rubbing her wool stockings up and down Joe’s leg, I thought it was going to start a fire. She kept hand feeding him hard candies from her purse, and he was licking them up. It was disturbing”

Joe Jonas and Betty White met through mutual friends of his grandmother. Apparently there was an instant attraction when Betty White offered to take Joe Jonas’ temperature rectally. She then regaled him with the tale of how back in St. Olaf, she was the deepthroat champion 5 years running. They have been inseparable ever since.