As we reported a few weeks ago, Demi Lovato was hospitalized with scratch marks and bruises from reportedly falling down a flight of stairs.

However, we have now obtained exclusive security camera footage from Demi Lovato’s hospital admission. As you can see a clearly distraught Demi Lovato tries to take her own life by injecting a syringe full of urine into her chest cavity. Luckily a male nurse is there to trick her into prolonging her miserable life long enough for the hospital to bill her insurance company.

In the video you might notice that Demi’s parents keep calling her “Hailey”. You may think this is to ensure Demi’s anonymity at the hospital, but we have discovered that the older couple in this video are not Demi’s parents at all!

Our best guess is that they are swingers Demi picked up on Craigslist’s casual encounters W4MW section. That would explain why they don’t know Demi’s real name and the obvious lust in her supposed “mother’s” eyes.

Rumors are swirling that Disney star Demi Lovato is cutting herself. Numerous pictures of Demi with five slashes on her wrist have surfaced.

“Demi has been really stressed out about her new show, Sonny with a Chance,” a source close to Demi said. “She’s not getting enough downtime because there is so much work involved, and she’s always being pulled in different directions.”

However, Demi Lovato’s representative released a statement saying that she is not a cutter, and that indentations on her wrists were from excessively tight plastic bracelets. You know the type of plastic bracelets that only leave slash type marks on the inside of the wrist.

For those that do not know cutting is a serious problem. It is when over-privileged and undersexed white girls, who don’t know what real problems are, scratch and cut themselves to release what little stress their pampered lives cause them. It will often lead to more serious self destructive behavior like eating feces, or even worse dating Mexicans.

Hopefully someone close to Demi will check her teeth, and not believe the obvious excuse of “I was eating a brownie” before it is too late. Of course I have no idea what signs to look for to see if she is eating feces.