In a new interview with Radar Online, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman admits, “I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin. I think he’s hot!”

Of course Jon Gosselin’s sex appeal is undeniable. What woman could resist a pudgy middle-aged Asian guy with hair plugs who wears Ed Hardy all the time? However, I just can’t help but think that Octomom’s attraction for Jon Gosselin runs deeper than just the physical.

These two seem to be made for each other. They both love using fertility drugs to have unholy amounts of children at one time. They both like abandoning those children to pursue a career as a D-list celebrity. And they both have huge vaginas.

Jon and Nadya Plus 22 here we come.

Hugh Laurie’s heart breaks as he watches his secret crush Olivia Wilde flirt with Justin Timberlake

Hugh Laurie the actor who plays “House” on the Fox TV show “House” has a super secret crush on his cast mate Olivia Wilde.

When the cast has downtime they like to play the game FMK (Fuck Marry Kill) were each actor chooses someone they work with they would fuck, then someone they would marry, and finally someone they want to kill. Every time they play the game Hugh Laurie responds “Olivia Wilde to all three, but not necessarily in that order!”

This caused fellow cast member Omar Epps to call out Hugh for having a thing for Olivia. Hugh Laurie blushed profusely, and mumbled a half-hearted objection. All the other actors noticed and started singing the “Hugh and Olivia sitting in a tree” song. Which caused Hugh to run away to his dressing room in tears.

Later at recess Hugh walked up to Olivia and called her a poop face, so everyone could hear, then he proceeded to punch her in the arm before running off.